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1 person found this review helpful
69.1 hrs on record (53.3 hrs at review time)
When I bought this game, I expected a funny game about bonking shortstack waifus.
Well... I was right.
But what I did not expect was that this game will keep me eager to explore the world and get to know the stories it's gonna tell.
Definitely NOT your average lewd moneygrab! <3
Lots of love for the devs!
Posted 2 December.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
25.5 hrs on record (15.1 hrs at review time)
Battle Brothers! Space Marines!
Today the enemy is at our door. We know our duty and we will do it. We fight for our honor as Blood Ravens Ultramarines, as Space Marines and we fight in the name of the Emperor!
If we die this day, we die in glory! We die heroes' deaths! But we shall not die. NO! It is the enemy who will taste death and defeat.
As You know most of our battle brothers are stationed in space prepared to DEEP STRIKE!
Our perimeter has been prepared in the event that our enemy should be so bold and so foolish.
We have placed numerous beacons allowing for multiple simultaneous and devastating deep strikes.
Codex Astartes names this maneuver steel rehn. We will descend upon our foe, we will overwhelm them, we will none alive!
Meanwhile our ground forces will ensure full defense of our headquarters.
We are the Space Marines!
WE ARE THE EMPEROR'S FURY!
Posted 13 September.
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1 person found this review helpful
48.4 hrs on record (30.4 hrs at review time)
Downvotes? WHAT DOWNVOTES???
Posted 6 May.
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6 people found this review helpful
84.0 hrs on record (52.6 hrs at review time)
Adoptowany Polski Skyrim
Posted 6 May.
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5 people found this review helpful
74.2 hrs on record
Adoptowany syn polskich gier.
Dobrze pamiętam jak w CD-Action dawali płytę. Była jazda bez trzymanki.
Posted 6 May.
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1 person found this review helpful
30.8 hrs on record
Wspaniała przygoda!
Drewniane sterowanie dodaje klimatu <3
Posted 6 May.
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2 people found this review helpful
19.3 hrs on record (15.6 hrs at review time)
"Oto pokrzywy!"
Posted 6 May.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
870.9 hrs on record (837.2 hrs at review time)
Quickplay = Unplayable flaming garbage with bots and cheaters.

Valve fix yo game. Fix your beautiful ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game.
CAUSE THIS GAME IS DARN GOOD.
Tho unplayable in it's current state.
Posted 18 August, 2023. Last edited 6 June.
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4 people found this review helpful
17.6 hrs on record (5.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This game can turn into something great. I just feel it.
I did play some demos years ago and that's what I expected from this game, just the breeding and such.
What I actually experienced when I purchased it yesterday gave me a huge "Stardew Valley but Lewd" vibe.
There obviously are bugs here and there since it is a very early access but so far the visuals, music, combat and story are great.
Keep up the good work, Devs!
Posted 3 March, 2020.
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77 people found this review helpful
42 people found this review funny
17.9 hrs on record
Ever wanted to frick a cat?
Posted 5 September, 2019.
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