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You Love This Game!

Hmm. This looks just different enough to avoid a lawsuit! Awarded for getting a good look up close at the Angry Broads arcade cabinet.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2013 @ 1:02pm

Something to Tell the Grandkids

She has three orifices. You were bound to find at least one! Awarded for using the zipper on the patched love doll.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2014 @ 10:27am

Yes! Yes! Yes!

You are so proud. Now don’t tell anyone how you did it! Awarded for turning off the bubbles in Eve’s hot tub.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2014 @ 10:36am

Cable Svengali

Have you considered a career as a programming executive? Awarded for hypnotizing the Pimp with the television.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2013 @ 7:13am

Tool Grabber

You’re taking “dumpster diving” quite literally, Larry! Awarded for retrieving the hammer by falling from the fire escape into the dumpster.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2013 @ 7:18am

That’ll Do, Pig

You’re ahead of the game when you can tell the slop from the glop! Awarded for earning the hot sauce by finding all hidden objects at the Buffet.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2014 @ 8:19am

Enabler of the Year

Real nice. And the ulterior motive just makes it worse. Awarded for giving a box of wine to the bum and receiving the pocket knife.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2013 @ 1:08pm

Lubber Band

Well, well. That wasn’t the least bit embarrassing! Awarded for buying a condom at the Come ‘n’ Go store.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2013 @ 7:30am

Not With My Whale, You Don’t!

Nice going, Ahab! Now we have to say “Some cartoon animals were injured in the making of this game.” Awarded for pouring the hot sauce into the whale’s blowhole.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2014 @ 10:03am

Making Friends Everywhere You Go

You have such a gentle touch with that discarded syringe. Awarded for extracting the civet from the cat.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2014 @ 10:08am

Frontier Pharmacist

At least you had the good sense to only make one bottle! Complete the creation of eau d’ Larry.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2014 @ 10:09am

Unexpected Disco Stud

Who knew? She seemed so sweet. Awarded for dancing with Fawn at Studio 69.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2014 @ 8:39am

We Would’ve Brought a Gift

But it was all so fast! That was the shortest engagement on record! Awarded for marrying Fawn at the Weddin’ Ready chapel.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2014 @ 9:24am

Law and Order: Lost Wages

Congratulations, brave adventurer! You have graduated to full-scale breaking and entering! Get the pills from Lefty's window.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2014 @ 9:55am

Law and Order: Lost Wages II

This is your second major act of criminal trespass! Way to go! Awarded for entering Adam's penthouse.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2014 @ 10:16am

Handy to Have Around the House

You can fix anything! What woman wouldn’t love a guy like you? (Answer: All of them!) Awarded for patching up the love doll.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2014 @ 10:24am

Defying Physics

Don’t try this at home. It requires a dramatic license! Awarded for using the patched love doll to float across the chasm.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2014 @ 10:28am

Oh. My. God.

You did it. You not only got laid, but you’ve found true love. (Maybe.) Awarded for giving the apple to Eve.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2014 @ 10:39am

Urine Luck!

Did you bring a fresh white leisure suit? Awarded for getting peed on by the dog.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2013 @ 1:19pm

Swirlie Swan Song

What did the last guy eat, rubber cement?! Awarded for flushing the toilet in Lefty's bathroom.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2014 @ 8:09am

Nuclear Crotch

Unprotected sex? In the ’80s, Larry? Seriously? Awarded for having sex with the hooker without using a lubber.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2014 @ 9:45am

Mugger Mayhem

You always did consider yourself a lover and not a fighter. Awarded for getting beaten up by the mugger.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2013 @ 12:48pm

Road Rash

“Somebody get the scraper!” Awarded for getting run down by a speeding vehicle.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2013 @ 1:12pm



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