Alright time for a real story. Me and girlfriend have always been into seeing how far we will both go for a good laugh. We've done many things sexually to feed this fire. She's blown Coca-Cola through a straw into my ass, I've peed inside of her because of a dare, etc...but the worst was the spaghetti. There are lots of spaghetti memes out there. Well we wanted to see how much sketti would fit in her cave. Follow me?...so we got Saran Wrap and I pretty much lined her vaginal canal with it. Then I put the sketti in. We then tied the sketti up in the Saran Wrap like a bag and weighed it. 3/4 of a pound of spaghetti is the answer. The spaghetti was fully cooked with sauce and all just fyi. yes we did eat a little bit if it. The "pussketti" tasted decent. Nothing great.

Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "conter strik" and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil and i am global elite 2. pls no copy pasterio my story

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

I am 13. Just my grandpa and I are staying down at his shack at the moment. I've been sleeping with no clothes on for the passed few nights because it feels better and my grandpa doesn't come into my room much, so he wouldn't know. But this morning I accidentally slept in so grandpa came in to wake me up. I had morning wood (an erection in the morning that is caused in your sleep) and I had kicked the covers off during the night so I was laying there naked, with a hard-on (how embaressing!!). Grandpa quickly went out of the room and we weren't talking because it was awkward. Then later on today I was wanking off in the bathroom (which doesn't have a lock) when I thought my grandpa was outside. He walked in just as I was ejaculating and groaning with orgasm. One day doesn't get much more embaressing than that!! How unlucky. My grandpa and I haven't talked for seven hours now. What should I say to him?

you a ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥

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