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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
5.2 hrs on record (4.4 hrs at review time)
I turned


this is false advertising
Posted 29 December, 2019.
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1 person found this review funny
0.4 hrs on record (0.2 hrs at review time)
mediocre sonc
Posted 29 December, 2019.
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103.8 hrs on record
Hatty Hattington is best waifu.

Instant 10/10 Classic, you have dumb if you don't buy this
Posted 29 December, 2019.
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18.4 hrs on record (2.5 hrs at review time)
2hu's riding other 2hus, nice


Good Touhou themed Mario Kart / Sonic Riders, would reccomend
Posted 27 December, 2019. Last edited 27 December, 2019.
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28 people found this review helpful
22 people found this review funny
22.8 hrs on record (13.1 hrs at review time)
sonc
Posted 5 November, 2019.
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0.1 hrs on record
You Color....

...have fun
Posted 4 May, 2019.
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1 person found this review funny
143.5 hrs on record (137.1 hrs at review time)
I was able to be Hatty Hattington Riding around in a Pink Moped before I stole a helicopter and flew it straight into the strip club.

10/10 would crash again
Posted 6 March, 2019.
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20.5 hrs on record (7.8 hrs at review time)
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Touhou Luna Nights Review
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Touhou Luna Nights is a Metroidvania-Styled Touhou Fangame, and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥'s good.

Ok, let me not get ahead of myself, but honestly this is just simply a solid game.

It looks great, plays well, and has some pretty interesting ideas with it adapting Grazing into your ammo for combat, and of course stopping time, which allows for some more creative level design

Not to mention, the pixel art is fantastic like I said, and the soundtrack has some pretty stellar remixes in my opinion, and the gameplay is really good, different from what you'd expect, but still simple enough to understand and get the hang of real quick, and the levels do a good job testing your abilities, and the bosses do a REALLY good job at this, they are very well designed and fun.

It's just such a overall well made game, honestly you don't even need to be a fan of Touhou to enjoy this one. If you are a fan of Metroidvanias, then you will definitely enjoy this game a lot, as like I said, it's simply a solidly built Metroidvania. If you are a fan of Touhou...well i'm sure you already bought this, it's a damn fine fangame.

Good Job Team Ladybug, I can say i'm definitely a fan of your work, thanks for giving us such a great game.

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Overall Score: 9.5/10
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It's just a really solid Metroidvania like I said nearly 3 times already, seriously worth the price. It may be a bit short at around 4-5 hours, but you will have a great time the entire time through. If you are a Fan Of Metroidvanias or Touhou, this is an automatic high reccomendation.
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Posted 3 March, 2019. Last edited 3 March, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
587.0 hrs on record (493.2 hrs at review time)
I mean its Terraria, you know exactly what you are getting.

Still reccomend, its definitely a good starter game to get on steam, its what I did.
Posted 25 February, 2019.
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2 people found this review helpful
407.4 hrs on record (322.5 hrs at review time)
You can be Demoman Driving The Patty Wagon from Spongebob and running over a group of Kermits while a group of Mario's shoot up a group of Sentry Busters with a Sexyness Gun as a nuke hits Steve in the head at the Hakurei shrine and then proceeds to break the lighting of the map making it all bright white, all the while, a giant Knuckles is default dancing in the background.

Truly a masterpeice.

10 of 10
Posted 4 February, 2019. Last edited 16 April, 2019.
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