Recent reviews by bastard

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Not Recommended

11.6 hrs on record

Posted 3 February.

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Recommended

139.6 hrs on record (25.5 hrs at review time)

My holy Crusader has a quirk which makes him faithless.
10/10 would rng characters again.

Posted 15 February, 2015.

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Not Recommended

50.3 hrs on record

changed my opinion
0/10
the pay to win is real
got past rank 10 and wanted to kill myself
i would probably rather drink bleach than continue to try to play this game logically

Posted 29 August, 2014. Last edited 9 November, 2014.

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Not Recommended

2,231.1 hrs on record (500.1 hrs at review time)

0/10 gave me cancer
and carpal tunnel
and made me waste over $100
and made me hate it
and made me hate people
and made me get my life on track
and made me become a well-rounded person
and made me have an overall good life.

Posted 5 August, 2014.

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Not Recommended

1,165.9 hrs on record (895.5 hrs at review time)

cs:go 3

Posted 17 June, 2014. Last edited 20 October, 2015.

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Recommended

242.1 hrs on record (119.1 hrs at review time)

Do you like to kill your teammates?
Do you like to get votekicked because you're bad?
Do you like to get raped by men in full suits of steel armor?
Do you like to bash your enemy's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ heads in with your bare ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ heads?
Do you like to have your head chopped off every single time you die as archer?

If you answered yes to any of the previous questions above, please purchase this game.
(No but seriously. It's a pretty good game despite the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of bugs.)

Posted 29 December, 2013.

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