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Ferlin – The Ultimate CSGO Teammate™

🚨 WARNING: Playing with Ferlin may cause uncontrollable frustration, confusion, and an intense desire to uninstall CSGO. 🚨

🎮 Known For:

Flashing teammates (and himself) more than an actual flashbang.
Rushes A, but thinks it’s B. And vice versa.
Bottom fragging like it's his full-time job.
Failing to plant the bomb, then somehow blaming the server.
Expert at yelling “I GOT THIS!” right before dying in the dumbest way possible.
💡 Strategic Vision:

Take a 1v5 fight in T-spawn because who needs strategy when you have confidence, right?
Thinks “eco round” means everyone runs in with knife only and “surprises” the enemy.
🔥 Achievements:

“Most Likely to Die Before the Round Starts”
“Master of Flashing Himself”
“Top of the Bottom Scoreboard”
“Bomb? What Bomb?”
🔴 Pro Tip for Teammates:
Mute Ferlin in the first 10 seconds of the round. It's for your own good.

-rep cheater

+rep

I hope this cat (below me) starves :P