Recent reviews by chicken noodle gamer

Movie is gud

This is by far one of the best piles of ♥♥♥♥ I have ever had the pleasure of playing in my life. I had no idea what the ♥♥♥♥ was happening at any point in the story. Something about your squad dying, and how you're going to be "TEH LONE WOLF" and "SAVE TEH ♥♥♥♥♥♥ DAY FRUM TEH COMMIE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥". The main character, Richard Marcinko, is one of the funniest people you will ever see; every 5 seconds, he is shouting some random curse words at the enemy, calling them "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ COCKBREATH COMMIE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥" or things along the lines of that. However, aside from the game's earth-shattering presentation and character, it ends up as a below average FPS. The enemy A.I. is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded and doesn't react at the simplest of things, e.g. when you RUN up behind them and get a "stealth kill". The game is also amazingly short, itt took me a groundbreaking 1 hour and 30 minutes to beat the entire thing. The refund time limit is 2 hours, so technically, you could just buy this game, beat it, and refund it in the same day. The devs also had the courtesy to include an online mode, although the idea of multiple Marcinkos running around and telling each other to "wrap their harry balls around their ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ necks", I doubted anyone was playing multiplayer, and didn't even give it a chance. Overall, I 100% reccomend this game to anyone into the "So bad it's good" type of stuff. I had a blast playing this game, and loved almost every moment of it.
And you can just refund it after you beat it.
10/10
Would call North Koreans and Russians random profanities again