Playtime past 2 weeks:
0h

View global achievement stats
You must be logged in to compare these stats to your own
9 of 11 (82%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Get your first achievement

Awarded for getting any of the other achievements as your first.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2022 @ 9:53am

Beat the game

Complete The Stanley Parable.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2022 @ 10:08am

Test achievement please ignore

Test achievement description! Replace this!
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2022 @ 2:30pm

Welcome back!

Quit the game and then start it again.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2022 @ 12:59pm

You can't jump

No seriously, we disabled it.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2022 @ 9:53am

8888888888888888

888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888
Unlocked 1 May, 2022 @ 4:07am

Click on door 430 five times

Click on door 430 five times.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2022 @ 10:19am

Speed run

Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times).
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2022 @ 2:16pm

Settings World Champion

Set all settings sliders in the menu to all the available numbers.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2022 @ 2:41pm



Commitment

Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.

Super Go Outside

Don't play The Stanley Parable for ten years.