บทวิจารณ์ล่าสุดโดย RetardCumBoi

Tabletop Simulator is a cool game where, depending on the mod, you can play any tabletop game you can think of. Unfortunately, there are no cute girls, you can't fly, and there's no fishing mini-game so its not a perfect game. It is, however, definitely worth the price if you like board games and also like making your friends mad by ignoring them while theyre explaining rules to flick ♥♥♥♥ across the table.

I am genuinely impressed by how much of a downgrade Dark Souls 2 was compared to Dark Souls 1. This game manages to paradoxically be both cheap/frustrating and piss ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ easy. Nothing in this game was a challenge and the only times I actually died was during PvP fights or in Aldias Keep when ogres burst through walls and one-hit you. Enemies have weird hitboxes (mimics can eat you if you are behind them. You just teleport into their mouth as soon as they get up), combat is extremely slow and boring, and there are so many bosses and like half of them are actually interesting in SOME capacity. Dark Souls 1, despite being old and clunky, is still fun and challenging. Dark Souls 2 has all of Dark Souls 1's flaws and none of its strengths. Its a strict downgrade, even with all the DLC content. Play solitaire instead or something. I''d reluctantly give it a 10/10.

Very fun game. Cool monsters, cool weapons, (sorta) cool environments. As a Monster Hunter old man, it was cool to see the genre evolve beyond smaller, more broken up maps in favor of much larger, continuous ones. Big flaw of the maps though is that they are a pain in the ass to navigate. That, and there's the fact that the glow bugs that direct you to your mark can catch the scent of something it shouldn't and end up leading me in the opposite direction. The weapon designs are a bit boring, leaving out past designs for more boring ones. Also in Iceborne, the final monster's armor and weapons are so superior to anything else, you are stupid if you arent entirely decked out in their gear. Aside from that, the monsters are cool, the weapons hit hard and are super flashy, turf wars are always awesome, the clutch claw was an interesting addition allowing you to get extra knockdowns by shooting monsters into walls. Overall, pretty decent game. 10/10

I want to say that this game is literal perfection. There are the 8 original characters and they are not only girls, but CUTE GIRLS. This game was made for me. I am so happy writing this review that I want to cry. 8 unique girls and 8 pairs of hands to hold. Not only that, but with the introduction of the DLC characters like SQUIGLY ( the cutest imo), Eliza, and Robo-Fortune makes this pefect game EVEN BETTER. I didnt think it was possible. There are also 2 male characters but we dont talk about them. Theyre not cute girls. Id give this game a 10/10

This game is perfect. Its got RPG elements and also girls. NOT IN A WEIRD WAY THOUGH. I just want to protect this girl from the evils of capitalism and get her out of debt so she grows up and can maybe go to college and pursue a better career. Best daughter of all videogames. Id give this game a 10/10

I love this game. My favorite characters were Lili annd Milla Vodello. They were awesomme and made this game worth playing twice. Id give this game a 10/10

A game you can beat in like 3 hours and has infinite replayability. Funny, quirky dialogue. Fun puzzles. A cool final boss. In an autistic fit many years ago, I memorized every single line GlaDos says throughout the game. Used to just play the game and say her lines along with her.

Yes, it is morally acceptable to bully me and give me a wedgie.

One word: Laura Shigihara. Laura Shigihara, the angel that I pray to, made this game an absolute miracle. I have played this game so many times, restarted it, then played it again. The music is so cute, especially the song at the end sug by LAURA SHIGIHARA. Her voice is the only thing to stirr my cold and bitter heart. Id give this game a 10/10

Left 4 Dead 2 is better than the first one GAME PLAY wise but Rochelle can NEVER compare to Zoey. Rochelle felt so bland it left a bad taste inn my mouth. I missed Zoey so much until I played the extra mission featuring the old cast. That mission is what sets this game apart from every other. Id give this game a 10/10

I will be the first one to say that this is the first game to ever make me cry. I cried so hard I forced my mom to rub my back and feed me McDonalds because I was so hurt I couldnt do it myself. I want episode 3 already so I can make the Combine pay for ever making Alyx cry. Id give this game a 10/10