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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2016 @ 5:24am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2017 @ 9:00am

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!
Unlocked 24 May, 2017 @ 2:36pm

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2017 @ 6:09am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2016 @ 9:20am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2017 @ 9:00am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2016 @ 6:36am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2016 @ 10:00am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2016 @ 9:48am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2017 @ 1:19pm

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2017 @ 8:50am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2017 @ 10:12am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2017 @ 6:47am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2016 @ 6:36am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2017 @ 5:39am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2017 @ 9:01am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2017 @ 9:01am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2016 @ 9:26am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2017 @ 9:18am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2016 @ 6:03am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2016 @ 5:42am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2016 @ 8:52am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2016 @ 4:58am

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2016 @ 7:25am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2017 @ 9:15am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2017 @ 8:58am

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2017 @ 8:19am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2017 @ 7:33am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2017 @ 2:28pm

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2017 @ 6:45am

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 3:13pm

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2019 @ 7:15am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 1:29pm



Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

You have a computer!

Now play some games.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!