Askelon
アスケロン   Korea, Democratic People's Republic of
 
 
:frontovik: I do stupid things with stupid stuff :frontovik:

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Herr Sinklar drog over salten hav,
til Norge hans kurs monne stande;
blant Gudbrands klipper han fant sin grav,
der vanked så blodig en pande.

- Vel opp før dag,
de kommer vel over den hede. -

Ved Romsdals kyster han styred i land,
erklærete sig for en fjende;
hannem fulgte efter fjortenhundrede mand
som alle havde vondt i sinde.

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de kommer vel over den hede. -

De skændte og brændte, hvor de kom frem,
all folkeret monne de krænke,
oldingens avmagt rørte ei dem,
de spotted den grædende enke.

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de kommer vel over den hede. -

Soldaten er ude på Kongens Tog,
Vi selv må Landet forsvare;
Forbandet være det niddingsdrog
Som nu sit Blod vil spare.

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de kommer vel over den hede. -

De bønder af Våge, Lesje og Lom
med skarpe økser på nakke,
i Bredebøjg tilsammen kom
med skotten så ville de snakke.

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de kommer vel over den hede. -

Tæt under lide der løber en Sti
som man monne Kringen kalde,
Lågen skynder sig der forbi,
i den skal fienden falde.

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de kommer vel over den hede. -

Med døde kropper blev Kringen strødd,
de ravner fikk nok at æde;
det ungdoms blod, som her udflød,
de skotske piger begræde.

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de kommer vel over den hede. -

End kneiser en Støtte på samme Sted,
som Norges Uvenner monne true.
Ve hver en Nordmand, som ei bliver hed,
så tidt hans Øjne den skue.

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de kommer vel over den hede. -
領本の兵歩
色の襟か桜の朶万
く吹嵐に野吉は花
ばなれま生と子男和大
れ散と花の線兵散

ずらな器武は銃の余尺
んせか何剣の余寸
年千二にここやずら知
魂和大しえたきえ鍛

は士武るもま旗軍
万十二数のそてべす
てし屯に所ヶ余十八
もだに夢じか解は装武

ばめ踏我歩一に地敵
りあにここは兵主の軍
務任が我は決の後最
よせ同共兵砲兵騎

しせ破踏を山スプルア
し白雪く古は史歴
は動活の戦天奉
れ知と粋の兵歩本日

ずら知れわは術戦く退
を典操の兵歩やよみ
進前たま進前進前
でま所くどと弾肉

科兵が我のしま勇ああ
ざいれた来よ友の心会
祭日百んわ祝にもと
し写色の襟に盃酒
Скорошна дейност
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Subzerobelow 3 окт. в 18:40 
Um, Hi. I just recently saw your post about wanting a bf? So maybe I'd give it a shot, I mean you're really cute and friendly. I really like anime like you do! So, Um...can we date? I'm sure we'd be the best otaku couple! We can listen to anime songs and maybe watch some Naruto or DBZ. Do you like those animes? It's okay if not.. maybe we can watch something much more like hentai or not. I don't want to seem like your horny average guy, so we can watch something innocent. Maybe Bleach...heh. You're so Kawaii y'know? I just want to kiss your face and call you my kohai. Would you like me to be your senpai boyfriend. I think it'll be really kawaii. I think I love you, kohai. Please make me happy and date a fellow otaku
Askelon 13 март в 20:45 
It has been a year
Menestheus 9 май 2023 в 9:32 
I must give you my greatest apology. I never meant it to go this far. When I started these shenanigans, I imagined nothing of such a serious matter. I didn’t mean to harm your dignity, respect, or honor. But, now that’s it’s gone this far, I can only do one thing; apologize. So, from the bottom of my intellect, family, pride, and dogs, I give you my strongest and hardiest apology. I hope you could forgive me one day.
Menestheus 9 май 2023 в 9:32 
*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, you look very lovely.
Menestheus 9 май 2023 в 9:32 
grrrr jappan 🇯🇵 is best country in teh world (sekai) !!!!🤬😡!!!👹🤬!!!!! west bAd grrrgghhhg japenis culture⛩🎎🎏 better than amrican🗽🍔👎!!! (>~<) vendor machine eveywhere 🗼and sakura trees are so 🌸 a e s t h e t i c 🌸 UwU if u hate it then your NOT a man of culture so shinē!!! ~hmph baka -_- 🏮
Menestheus 9 май 2023 в 9:31 
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny—they say something deep about LIFE.