Keeper Of Monsters
If you know me in real life - you know   Sacramento, California, United States
 
 
I DO NOT accept random invites, period. Sure there could be special circumstances and exceptions, but those are just that, and unless you have a really good reason for adding me - don't even bother. :bored:
I DO NOT trade for in-game anything but keys - offers will be declined. :doom_mark:
I DO NOT take lightly "empty" offers or lowballs (you offer a cheap background for an expensive foil? seriously?) - offers like that will be declined and person sending that - blocked , forever. :rage_dyl:
If you don't know what to offer - leave me a message, we can talk. :coolthulhu:
But if you needlessly waste my time - don't hope for a good outcome. :primeval:

And now - what really should be here: some information about :me:...
Mother of 2 lovely awesome monsters. :creep: :love: :bbtraccoon:
Love Star Trek and One Piece, Harry Potter (books), Tolkien, and Shakespeare, cats :jofgoldenkitty: and dogs :MerryPugmas: and other awesome creatures. :spacepony:
Love good food and love to cook. :starbacon: :RogueChicken: :sushidad: :curry: :TheTommySpecial: :dessert: :sundae: :bardbacon:
Would like to travel if I could, meanwhile read National Geographic.
Favorite book - Lord of the Rings. :onering:
Favorite movie - Lord of the Rings trilogy. :gollum:
Favorite games - MineCraft, Terraria and Civilization. And Lego LotR cut close. :Citadel: :terraria:
And yes - I am a woman, god darn it! :smilekit:
Currently Offline
Items Up For Trade
51,470
Items Owned
21,437
Trades Made
12,346
Market Transactions
It's a Showcase. I don't necessarily trade items you see here.

I'm not accepting any trades at the moment (except gifts, he-he) - don't have authenticator temporarily.
Status will be updated when I get it to work.
Sorry, guys - life happens.

For trades in general: My trade link
STM QuickMatch URL [www.steamtradematcher.com]
Artwork Showcase
View of Mt Fuji and Dynasty estate
207 18 3
Screenshot Showcase
My Merchant is actually a banker... and a hoarder.
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Featured Artwork Showcase
Customized sticker page
35 5 1
Salien Stats
Level Reached
15
Bosses Fought
7

Experience Earned
7,261,231
Video Showcase
Catching Tuna - fast!
22
Review Showcase
2.5 Hours played
Very short - but very fun game.
Even with going through all dialog choices (and having to restart the game because of missed achievement) it took me just about 2.5 hours to beat it completely.
But with the amount of FUN this game provide - it is well-spent time.
Tongue-in-cheek humor, Renaissance art and music, easy gameplay - what not to like?
Sure, you can miss a few achievements on the first run, but it's easy to just restart the game and get them on a second try (careful - there's only one savefile).
And even if you have no idea how to solve some of the puzzles - just poke around and you'll find the way.
For art geeks it's also very interesting to try and find all the ways paintings were altered, mixed, and blended. And developers did a great job of that - it seems so organic.

The only real downside I see to Four Last Things - I can't pet or feed the dog. That's jsut one sad pup - and I feel despondent.
https://gtm.you1.cn/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3361363139
Review Showcase
105 Hours played
Dozy is the best boy ever!
1000/10 would pet again!
https://gtm.you1.cn/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3306281887
Favorite Game
1,185
Hours played
107
Achievements
Completionist Showcase
Finished games without achievements - 100%
Awards Showcase
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x7
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x10
x12
x22
x15
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x12
x6
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x5
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169
Awards Received
5
Awards Given
Recent Activity
137 hrs on record
last played on 18 Nov
138 hrs on record
last played on 16 Nov
1.4 hrs on record
last played on 16 Nov
Keeper Of Monsters 31 Jul @ 11:35pm 
Concerning trades - I don't have authenticator at the moment, sorry.
Temporarily not accepting any trades since I can't confirm anything.
Nothing bad - just old tablet died unexpectedly...
Life happens.
Kat 26 Jul @ 1:31pm 
+rep traded with this friend for YEARS!
Pro-Soldier 22 Jul @ 11:06pm 
:bshealth::_R_::_E_::_P_::2015coal::_T_::_R_::_U_::_S_::_T_::_W_::_O_::_R_::_T_::_H_::_Y_::woodlehappy::thumbalift:
Mowz 22 Jul @ 12:16am 
+rep :cool_seagull:
Keeper Of Monsters 21 Jul @ 5:43pm 
Apparently, I am famous now... /smh

There's someone contacting people with my profile picture and info on their account - while having none of the bells and whistles that I've collected and implemented over the years.
Even contacting people that are on my friends list...

Suffice to say - that dummy has nothing to do with me, not related to me or mine in any way.
If you see anything suspicious - be vigilant!
If you want to contact me to check - go ahead. But be assured that I don't do shady stuff, I don't scam people, and also - I don't trade TF2, or SC:GO, or whatever else (except cards).

So - be careful, be safe, report anything suspicious, and enjoy your games and whatever other activities you do!

Also - big THANK YOU to those who brought my attention to this current issue.
You guys ROCK!
Nyx ♡ 19 Jul @ 1:43pm 
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