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Para bailar la bamba se necesita una poca de gracia
Una poca de gracia pa' mi pa' ti y arriba y arriba
Ah y arriba y arriba por ti seré, por ti seré, por ti seré
Yo no soy marinero
Yo no soy marinero, soy capitán,
Soy capitán, soy capitán
"I'm not orange 🍊 actually, 🍑I'mpeach🍑"
👉 Starts pointing at random 👧 girls 👧
"Hoe 🎅, hoe 🎅, and a hoe 🎅"
🤏 Grabs em by the ♥♥♥♥♥ 🍑🐱🍑
almost as if he was a traitor 👀👀
Not a Traitor:
Yo bro imma be back in a sec goin to the store do you want anything?
And he never came tf back
They're so tasty and squishy, it's like biting into a tiny tropical fruit, except this one is a special forbidden factory fruit. It's like candy and it gives me the good feelies. Who needs alcohol and drugs when I've got Flintstone's gummy vitamins?
It started out when I was a little kid and I was prescribed 2 vitamins a day. When my parents weren't home, I took 3 and I felt like a rebel. It gave me that rush of dopamine that all druggies crave, and I just couldn't stop. When I became a teenager, life got busy and I had to stop taking them to study. I got so depressed because my precious wasn't able to fondle around in my mouth. Then, I decided to experiment again, this time taking 4 gummies in one go.
Now I'm inhaling gummy vitamins on the daily, but I'm not addicted I swear. It doesn't hurt you at all, it's basically just like eating cough drops or gummy bears (except tastier, obviously). I think I've gone up to 10/day, but I don't really count anymore. I end up refilling the bottle every 2 days tho.
Bah buh-da boopy?
Ba-ba-da boopy?
Ba-boo-ba-da-bee-ba-da-ba-bada.
Bo buh-da boppa!bo bba ba be B!
"Just thinkgen about ottoman empire"
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you have been visit by the great wall of trump
post this to 5 profiles to make america great again