Recent reviews by Kaydje

Cool aesthetic and enjoyable action gameplay, but suffers from a lot of stupid dumb-dumb triple-A trappings that detract from the experience, preventing it from being a legendary game.

Still good. Picking from sub or dub is awesome.

A very underrated Total War entry. I hope CA makes a sequel to this.

It was written by a fart-huffer who can't spell the most basic words, and the gameplay was ♥♥♥♥♥♥ overall, but at least I got to kill all of the monkeys in the end.

Prepare to butcher the Japanese language as you quote this classic.

This game appeals to the male fantasy

Very much improved since launch.

Form two ranks and do not let Napoleon take the cusp of this hill.

If there's an 85% chance to hit, there's a 15% chance to miss.

8.5/10 it's your unlucky day.

While I love this game, I can't help but think that it was only worth the dollar and a half I spent on it when it was on sale.

The plot is what you make it; it's a delightfully amateur anti-narrative that doesn't hide the fact that the devs intentionally punched holes in the condom before its conception.

The gameplay isn't anything innovative or spectacular for a top-down action game, but the fast-paced simplicity allows for an enjoyable, trance-inducing pace, that when combined with the soundtrack, makes for an unforgettable psychedelic experience. On that note, the game is obviously cheaply made, and the soundtrack is the real star of the show and the saving grace.

All around, totally worth playing, but not worth 10 bucks, and somewhat undeserving of the suicide commando cult following it has garnered.

Surprisingly boring - the monsters aren't scary after you've looked at them a few times,