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What a game. Thought I was just downloading a casual card game, but now I’m in a full-blown addiction spiral where every match determines my self-worth.

Day one, I threw together a deck of random heroes, thinking, “How hard could it be?” Turns out, very hard. My opponent obliterated me with a Squirrel Girl combo while I sat there wondering why Hulk costs 6 energy but doesn’t smash as much as I hoped.

The mechanics? Simple to learn, impossible to master. You’ll spend half the time calculating how to outplay your opponent and the other half screaming internally when they drop Shang-Chi on your stacked lane. Also, who thought adding Jubilee to RNG the RNG was a good idea?

The matches are quick and chaotic—perfect for "just one more game" before realizing it’s 3 a.m. And don’t get me started on the locations. One minute you’re dominating, the next, Ego decides to play your cards for you and ruins everything. Thanks, Ego.

10/10—would lose to a Sunspot-Infinaut combo again while pretending I’m not salty.

What a game. Bought it expecting a gritty World War I experience, left riding a horse through a battlefield while screaming at a blimp to stop shooting me.

Day one, I charged into the action, bayonet in hand, ready to relive history. Five minutes later, I was flattened by a tank I didn’t hear because I was too busy admiring the explosions. Day two, I accidentally crashed a biplane into my squad while trying to do a barrel roll. They’re still mad.

The graphics are stunning. The sunsets, the rain, the mud—it’s all so realistic that I sometimes forget I’m playing a game... until someone sprints past me on fire yelling in German. The sound design is equally amazing—especially when you hear a sniper round zing past your head, and your only thought is, “Well, I’m dead.”

Multiplayer is pure chaos. You’ve got one guy in a tank farming kills, another in a trench screaming “MEDIC!” for five minutes straight, and me, trying to throw a grenade but accidentally pulling out a gas mask instead. Pro tip: don’t mix those up.

10/10—would charge across No Man’s Land again, only to get obliterated by an angry pigeon with a message.

What a game. Bought it thinking it’d be a chill way to unwind, but somehow, I’m now deep in debt to a virtual bank because I tried to deliver 20 tons of apples across Europe in a truck I couldn’t afford.

Day one, I drove cautiously, obeyed traffic laws, and marveled at the scenery. Day two, I realized I could take out a loan for a fancy truck, and suddenly I was drifting an 18-wheeler around roundabouts in Prague like it was Fast & Furious: Diesel Edition.

The graphics are gorgeous. I found myself staring at sunsets on the highway—right before I plowed into a toll booth because I forgot to brake. Also, the GPS lady has no patience for my constant “shortcuts” through farmer fields.

Multiplayer is where this game becomes unhinged. You’ve got one guy roleplaying as a professional driver, another using their truck to create a mobile demolition derby, and me, stuck in a ditch because I thought I could off-road through the Alps. Spoiler: I could not.

10/10—would destroy my cargo for the 43rd time while listening to Eurobeat.

What a game. Bought it expecting tactical warfare, left with therapy sessions for my hovercraft PTSD.

Day one, I parachuted into a skyscraper, got sniped mid-air, and watched my body ragdoll its way into oblivion. Respawned in a hovercraft, which my squadmate drove vertically up a building like it was Fast & Furious: Battlefield Drift. Definitely not in the manual, but hey, it worked.

The maps are massive—so big that I’m pretty sure I saw someone building a new civilization out on the edge of the desert. Meanwhile, my team was busy trying to figure out why our tank was stuck in a fountain. Turns out, vehicles in this game have a mind of their own, and they will betray you.

Specialists? Sure, they’re unique, but nothing beats the chaos of 64 people choosing the same one and creating a small army of identical maniacs running across the map. It's like a dystopian theme park.

Despite the bugs, glitches, and the time I got stuck in a wall for half a match, I can’t stop playing. It’s a beautiful mess—a chaotic sandbox where nothing works as intended, but somehow, it’s still hilarious and fun.

10/10 for hovercraft stunts, 3/10 for sanity preservation. Would recommend.

What an absolute masterpiece of chaos! Got this game on sale for less than the price of a round of drinks and roped in three friends to join the madness. We crash-landed on the peninsula, and within five minutes, we were arguing over who got to carry the turtle shell. Priorities, right?

Day one, we built a shelter. By "shelter," I mean a wonky lean-to that collapsed because someone chopped down the wrong tree. Day two, one friend discovered how to make Molotov cocktails, another accidentally set themselves on fire, and the rest of us laughed until we cried. Day three, we were all screaming as an entire mutant family ambushed us during dinner. Michelin-starred cannibal cuisine, anyone?

The crafting system is pretty solid, though we spent way too long figuring out how to build a zipline. Turns out, you don’t need one when you’re too scared to leave the base at night. The survival mechanics are top-notch—nothing bonds a group of friends like panicking over who forgot to stock up on food while we were busy decorating our cabin with skulls.

Multiplayer is where this game shines. Between the accidental team-kills, the frantic scrambling when someone yells, “CANNIBALS!”, and the sheer joy of trolling each other, it’s worth every penny. Haven’t tried it solo yet, but honestly, I’d miss the chaos too much.

10/10—perfect for ruining friendships while dodging mutants.

What a game. Bought it thinking it was a cute 2D Minecraft, ended up trapped in a pixelated fever dream where even the bunnies are out to get me.

Day one, I chopped some trees, built a little wooden box, and thought, "This is nice." Day two, I dug straight down, found a glowing heart, and was immediately set on fire by a bat. Classic.

The progression system is incredible. One moment, you’re poking slimes with a stick; the next, you’re wielding a sword the size of a bus while fighting a giant flying eyeball that shoots lasers. Naturally, I was unprepared and ran screaming to my NPCs, who did absolutely nothing to help. Thanks, guys.

Multiplayer? Pure chaos. One friend is digging to hell, another is building an elaborate castle, and I’m running for my life because someone summoned the Wall of Flesh without warning. Pro tip: always read the item description before you click it.

Terraria is a game where you think you’re in control, but really, it’s the world that’s in charge. 10/10—would get eaten by a sandworm again while arguing about who gets the cool loot.

What a game. Bought it expecting a historical strategy masterpiece, left questioning why my villagers are apparently allergic to efficiency.

Day one, I started as the English, ready to build an empire. Five minutes in, my villagers decided to form a union, refusing to chop wood faster than a snail’s pace. Meanwhile, my friend playing the Mongols packed up his entire base like it was an Ikea set and steamrolled my town center before I even hit Feudal Age.

The graphics are beautiful—so beautiful, in fact, that I got distracted watching sheep graze while my opponent rushed my base with knights. Turns out, sheep don’t win wars. Who knew?

The gameplay? Solid. My strategy? Questionable. At one point, I built 37 farms but forgot to make an army, so my castle was defended by a lone scout on a horse, bravely yelling at trebuchets. Spoiler: it didn’t work.

Multiplayer is where this game shines. Watching your friends panic as their villagers get set on fire is an unmatched joy. But beware of the one guy who says, “I’m just going to turtle,” because he’s lying. He’s already massing siege weapons in a corner of the map, plotting your doom.

10/10—would lose my entire economy to wolves again.

What a game. Bought it thinking I’d be the hero of the Wasteland, but instead, I’ve spent 30 hours hoarding toasters and building a settlement that looks like a post-apocalyptic IKEA showroom.

Day one, I stepped out of the vault, ready to conquer the Commonwealth. Five minutes later, I was mauled by a mole rat and pickpocketed by Preston Garvey for another settlement quest. Thanks, buddy.

The story? Something about my kidnapped son. The reality? I’ve forgotten about him because I’m too busy duct-taping raider armor together and debating if I should spend my last cap on ammo or a fancy new hat. Priorities.

The combat is great, especially when you let VATS do all the aiming because you can’t hit the broad side of a deathclaw. Speaking of deathclaws, my first encounter with one ended with me screaming, unloading all my ammo, and then running in circles while Dogmeat bravely bit its ankle. MVP.

The real joy is in the chaos. I gave Piper a minigun, accidentally nuked myself with a Fat Man, and built a tower so tall that I broke the frame rate. This isn’t just a game—it’s a wasteland playground where physics and logic go to die.

10/10—still looking for my son, but at least Sanctuary has a sweet disco ball now.

Lacks optimization.

This game is a good way to waste time. Each puzzle takes around 10 minutes for me to figure out. And after i figure it out and try to solve it that is another 5 minutes. The puzzles themselves are very unique and entertaining. This game is very detailed while you solve puzzles there is allways something moving or doing something in the background.
Even if the idea is to solve puzzles this never gets boring even if I try a puzzle a couple times.
The graphics are very basic , it is a 2D side based game. There is not much colour in the game and that also makes it interesting because , in my opinion, this has something to do with the story itself.

Overall the gameplay is very good and smooth , the graphics are better then Mario so I will give this game a 9/10.