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20.7 hodin celkem
What a game. Bought it thinking it’d be a chill way to unwind, but somehow, I’m now deep in debt to a virtual bank because I tried to deliver 20 tons of apples across Europe in a truck I couldn’t afford.

Day one, I drove cautiously, obeyed traffic laws, and marveled at the scenery. Day two, I realized I could take out a loan for a fancy truck, and suddenly I was drifting an 18-wheeler around roundabouts in Prague like it was Fast & Furious: Diesel Edition.

The graphics are gorgeous. I found myself staring at sunsets on the highway—right before I plowed into a toll booth because I forgot to brake. Also, the GPS lady has no patience for my constant “shortcuts” through farmer fields.

Multiplayer is where this game becomes unhinged. You’ve got one guy roleplaying as a professional driver, another using their truck to create a mobile demolition derby, and me, stuck in a ditch because I thought I could off-road through the Alps. Spoiler: I could not.

10/10—would destroy my cargo for the 43rd time while listening to Eurobeat.
Odesláno 7. ledna.
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15.1 hodin celkem
What a game. Bought it expecting tactical warfare, left with therapy sessions for my hovercraft PTSD.

Day one, I parachuted into a skyscraper, got sniped mid-air, and watched my body ragdoll its way into oblivion. Respawned in a hovercraft, which my squadmate drove vertically up a building like it was Fast & Furious: Battlefield Drift. Definitely not in the manual, but hey, it worked.

The maps are massive—so big that I’m pretty sure I saw someone building a new civilization out on the edge of the desert. Meanwhile, my team was busy trying to figure out why our tank was stuck in a fountain. Turns out, vehicles in this game have a mind of their own, and they will betray you.

Specialists? Sure, they’re unique, but nothing beats the chaos of 64 people choosing the same one and creating a small army of identical maniacs running across the map. It's like a dystopian theme park.

Despite the bugs, glitches, and the time I got stuck in a wall for half a match, I can’t stop playing. It’s a beautiful mess—a chaotic sandbox where nothing works as intended, but somehow, it’s still hilarious and fun.

10/10 for hovercraft stunts, 3/10 for sanity preservation. Would recommend.
Odesláno 7. ledna.
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13.5 hodin celkem
What an absolute masterpiece of chaos! Got this game on sale for less than the price of a round of drinks and roped in three friends to join the madness. We crash-landed on the peninsula, and within five minutes, we were arguing over who got to carry the turtle shell. Priorities, right?

Day one, we built a shelter. By "shelter," I mean a wonky lean-to that collapsed because someone chopped down the wrong tree. Day two, one friend discovered how to make Molotov cocktails, another accidentally set themselves on fire, and the rest of us laughed until we cried. Day three, we were all screaming as an entire mutant family ambushed us during dinner. Michelin-starred cannibal cuisine, anyone?

The crafting system is pretty solid, though we spent way too long figuring out how to build a zipline. Turns out, you don’t need one when you’re too scared to leave the base at night. The survival mechanics are top-notch—nothing bonds a group of friends like panicking over who forgot to stock up on food while we were busy decorating our cabin with skulls.

Multiplayer is where this game shines. Between the accidental team-kills, the frantic scrambling when someone yells, “CANNIBALS!”, and the sheer joy of trolling each other, it’s worth every penny. Haven’t tried it solo yet, but honestly, I’d miss the chaos too much.

10/10—perfect for ruining friendships while dodging mutants.
Odesláno 7. ledna.
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67.2 hodin celkem (67.1 hodin v době psaní recenze)
Installed the game.
Played the game.
Bought the game
Played it again.

1 day I'll get the angler achievement
Odesláno 16. února 2024.
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28.7 hodin celkem
What a game. Bought it expecting a historical strategy masterpiece, left questioning why my villagers are apparently allergic to efficiency.

Day one, I started as the English, ready to build an empire. Five minutes in, my villagers decided to form a union, refusing to chop wood faster than a snail’s pace. Meanwhile, my friend playing the Mongols packed up his entire base like it was an Ikea set and steamrolled my town center before I even hit Feudal Age.

The graphics are beautiful—so beautiful, in fact, that I got distracted watching sheep graze while my opponent rushed my base with knights. Turns out, sheep don’t win wars. Who knew?

The gameplay? Solid. My strategy? Questionable. At one point, I built 37 farms but forgot to make an army, so my castle was defended by a lone scout on a horse, bravely yelling at trebuchets. Spoiler: it didn’t work.

Multiplayer is where this game shines. Watching your friends panic as their villagers get set on fire is an unmatched joy. But beware of the one guy who says, “I’m just going to turtle,” because he’s lying. He’s already massing siege weapons in a corner of the map, plotting your doom.

10/10—would lose my entire economy to wolves again.
Odesláno 16. února 2024. Naposledy upraveno 7. ledna.
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37.7 hodin celkem
What a game. Bought it thinking I’d be the hero of the Wasteland, but instead, I’ve spent 30 hours hoarding toasters and building a settlement that looks like a post-apocalyptic IKEA showroom.

Day one, I stepped out of the vault, ready to conquer the Commonwealth. Five minutes later, I was mauled by a mole rat and pickpocketed by Preston Garvey for another settlement quest. Thanks, buddy.

The story? Something about my kidnapped son. The reality? I’ve forgotten about him because I’m too busy duct-taping raider armor together and debating if I should spend my last cap on ammo or a fancy new hat. Priorities.

The combat is great, especially when you let VATS do all the aiming because you can’t hit the broad side of a deathclaw. Speaking of deathclaws, my first encounter with one ended with me screaming, unloading all my ammo, and then running in circles while Dogmeat bravely bit its ankle. MVP.

The real joy is in the chaos. I gave Piper a minigun, accidentally nuked myself with a Fat Man, and built a tower so tall that I broke the frame rate. This isn’t just a game—it’s a wasteland playground where physics and logic go to die.

10/10—still looking for my son, but at least Sanctuary has a sweet disco ball now.
Odesláno 16. února 2024. Naposledy upraveno 7. ledna.
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4.5 hodin celkem
Lacks optimization.
Odesláno 16. dubna 2018.
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4.1 hodin celkem (4.0 hodin v době psaní recenze)
This game is a good way to waste time. Each puzzle takes around 10 minutes for me to figure out. And after i figure it out and try to solve it that is another 5 minutes. The puzzles themselves are very unique and entertaining. This game is very detailed while you solve puzzles there is allways something moving or doing something in the background.
Even if the idea is to solve puzzles this never gets boring even if I try a puzzle a couple times.
The graphics are very basic , it is a 2D side based game. There is not much colour in the game and that also makes it interesting because , in my opinion, this has something to do with the story itself.

Overall the gameplay is very good and smooth , the graphics are better then Mario so I will give this game a 9/10.
Odesláno 30. června 2016.
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1,028.8 hodin celkem (969.5 hodin v době psaní recenze)
Should've made this a separate game.
CS:GO was fine on its own.
Odesláno 29. června 2016. Naposledy upraveno 16. února 2024.
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1.3 hodin celkem
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Playing when i am bored :)
Odesláno 28. června 2016.
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