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18 of 52 (35%) achievements earned:
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Wanted to live when dying.

Wanted to die when living.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 3:48pm

Extended Friendship

Watch all TV series recommended by colleagues
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 1:42pm

Lend a Pushing Hand

Spit in Morris
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 1:33am

Good Samaritan

Help Morris
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 4:30pm

Date Doctor

Help Dong to make romance with Hazer
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 9:20am

Burning Man

...with blackjack and hookers!
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:32am

Sugar Blood

All sugar is in limited supply
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 9:28am

Undermining Foundations

Arrange an explosion in the Ministry
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:32am

No Pain, No Gain...

Find office 101
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 8:44am

Twirl It!

Win the Supergame
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 11:36am

There're things you can't control.

For everything else, there's mafia
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 11:36am

Collective Immunity

Vaccinate all Carl clones
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 1:16pm

Psalms Of Joy

Read the testaments of Isaac Weinberg
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 1:07pm

Career Development

Get promoted to Floor 12
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 4:09am

Rising Star

Get promoted to Floor 25
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 11:37am

My Sweet Pie

Don't hang up in the name of love!
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 9:35am

Naive

Give money to the swindler
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 9:02am

Doesn't look like anything to me

Bring Carl to tears. Too much Carl in this game!
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 1:02pm



Team Building

Be killed by a colleague

The World Fairest Court

Get arrested

Lootboxing

Find all father's boxes

50 Shades of Loyalty

Salute the Leader statue 50 times

A Dose Of Reality

Help Mulphy accept the truth

Soap Opera

Replace twins

Good Riddance

Organize the escape of Maria Curee

Chemical Brothers

Solve environmental problems

Top Of The World

Get promoted to Floor 37

One-Stop Service

Processed 100 forms at Floor 1

Behind The Seven Seals

Processed 100 forms at Floor 12

Dirty Hundred

Processed 100 objects at Floor 25

Dog In The Manger

Destroy the repeaters

Our Savior

Sacrifice yourself

Happiness for all! Free of charge!

And let no one leave offended!

Bend The Knee

Use Heimdall for your own purposes

Up To You

Enforce free will for people

Panem Et Circenses!

Transfer the Heimdall control to Ferguson

Hecatomb

Transfer the Heimdall control to De Salvo

Utopia

Transfer the Heimdall control to Weinberg
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