Karate Walrus
Unknown   Florida, United States
 
 
If you read this (∩ ͡° ʖ ͡°)⊃━☆゚. * ・ 。゚you've been touched by the donger fairy.

List of Presidents that died of diarrhea:
James Monroe
James Polk
Grover Cleveland

Best pickup line:
I'd suck a fart out of your ass and hold it like a bong hit.
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DIE BORG!
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Trikopis Einlitz 22 Σεπ 2022, 7:40 
Ten bloody years and no comment? Well, gotta end this.
ohhhh billlly 24 Απρ 2012, 21:47 
everyday ♥♥♥♥♥.... I wish i had a mullet!!!
Karate Walrus 13 Μαρ 2012, 9:57 
how i learned to mind my own business

i was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were shouting, ''13....13.....13''. the fence was too high to see over, but i saw a little gap in the planks, so i looked through to see what was going on.... some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick. then they all started shouting ''14...14....14''
Karate Walrus 9 Μαρ 2012, 9:53 
Brendon?BRENDON????BBBBBBBRRRRRRRRREEEEENNNNNNDDDDDDDDOOOOOONNNNNNNNNN????
ohhhh billlly 14 Οκτ 2011, 17:32 
hey bra!!!!!!
Karate Walrus 16 Αυγ 2011, 11:00 
hey bro its saying the steam network is to busy i cant play anything