KapperZ
Switzerland
 
 
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suit case and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my Walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, home to Bel Air'

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo home smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
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ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ raise your dongers
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┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ Never need a reason ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐
┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ Never need a rhyme ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ Raise your dongers, Step in time! ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ

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I like to raise my Donger
I do it all the time ヽ(ຈل͜ຈ)ノ
and every time its lowered┌(ຈل͜ຈ)┐
I cry and start to whine ┌(ºل͜º)┐
But never need to worry ( ºل͟º)
my Donger’s staying strong ヽ(ຈل͜ຈ)ノ
A Donger saved is a Donger earned so sing the Donger song! ᕦ(ຈل͜ຈ)ᕤ

work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder
make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better
do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster
raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ donger
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Gummo 30 Nov, 2023 @ 4:51pm 
u just capping for the gram.
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orospumongo 14 May, 2016 @ 9:27pm 
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KapperZ 7 Apr, 2016 @ 6:58am 
ITS ABOOOT THE PRECISHUN
orospumongo 6 Apr, 2016 @ 3:00am 
They know me as the headshot machine. They know me from the highlight they see. They know me from the matches they watch. They talk about my one taps and they think for me aiming is so easy. I just go into a match and that's it. But my aim, it's comes from more than just a game. For me - aim - it is about precision... This part people don't see. This part, it does not show up in highlights. When I sit down to play everything already is a part of me...
kurwa 14 Jan, 2016 @ 3:44pm 
such monge