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64 of 127 (50%) Achievements Earned::

Personal Achievements
 

Boulder of Death

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2016 @ 6:26am

Pedestrian

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2016 @ 5:09am

LOEK master

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2016 @ 7:25am

FINALLY

Become the master of the goat tower.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2016 @ 10:35am

Goat of the hill

Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2017 @ 8:06am

What is its purpose?

Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2016 @ 8:18am

Devil Goat

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2016 @ 12:40pm

Angel Goat

Do no evil.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2016 @ 2:16am

Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2017 @ 10:46am

Involuntary QA

Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2016 @ 5:05am

I can't believe that worked

Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2017 @ 12:05pm

Cardio kills your gains

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2016 @ 12:42pm

Rymdskepp i Rymden

Travel to space!
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2016 @ 10:57am

Try Hard

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2017 @ 9:45am

Alexander Goatstafsson

Win the title bout!
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2016 @ 2:54am

Goat Queen

Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2016 @ 12:24pm

Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2017 @ 11:07am

Dodge This

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2017 @ 7:30am

Flip-Kick

Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2017 @ 7:30am

Maximum MLG Big Plays

Knock a bucket into a person
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2016 @ 11:38am

Powerhoof SMASH

Kick a person into a car
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2017 @ 8:04am

Demogoat

Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2016 @ 5:46am

Here's Johnny!

Wield an axe with your tongue
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2016 @ 10:34am

The mage's favourite

Burn people from afar
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2017 @ 5:25am

Stand by for Goatfall

Finish all wallrun quest
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2016 @ 8:19am

Tony Goat

Finish all manual quests
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2017 @ 9:00am

The Savage

Paint with all the colors of the wind
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2017 @ 8:32am

Goats 'n' Stuff

Hold your own concert
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2016 @ 6:55am

Disgusting

Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2016 @ 5:44am

Don't Panic

srsly
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2017 @ 6:07am

Builder Goat

Find all the blocks
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2017 @ 5:05am

GoatBuilt

Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2017 @ 10:51am

Hat Simulator

Buy all hats
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2017 @ 1:07pm

A Story about my elevator

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2016 @ 11:34am

Ling Ling into battle go

Fight the turtles
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2016 @ 5:28am

One Ball

Ride a bike for 60 sec
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2017 @ 3:44am

Neckbeard

Smell and look like one
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2017 @ 11:18am

Vegas, baby!

Hit The jackpot.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2016 @ 2:03am

I freaking love goats

Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2017 @ 8:04am

Is that a goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2017 @ 9:51am

Valkyrie

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2017 @ 10:13am

A story about my goat

I'm sorry about my goat
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2016 @ 5:40am

Butthurt

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2016 @ 3:12am

Sällskapsresan

Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2017 @ 5:15am

Steve's Quest

Give Steve Works the apples
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2017 @ 12:37pm

Jousting Goat

Unlock the jousting mutator
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2017 @ 11:53am

Mermaid Goat

Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2017 @ 2:03pm

Wheel Goat

Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2017 @ 12:06pm

Old Goat

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2017 @ 6:40am

ExcaliGoat

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2017 @ 6:04am

Jörgen

Jörgen.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2017 @ 12:10pm

Gravity Goat

Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2017 @ 5:59am

Not again...

Get deviously trapped again
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2017 @ 5:29am

Boat ride

Enjoy your trip
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2017 @ 4:59am

Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2017 @ 10:21am

Elfstreet Boys

Baa with the choir
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2017 @ 12:41pm

One man, two shots and a religion

Inflate that guy's knee
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2017 @ 11:56am

Steal the show

Do a card trick at the magician
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2017 @ 8:16am

Goatta catch 'em all!

How do you catch goats?
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2017 @ 9:45am

Malleus Maleficarum

Burn them!
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2017 @ 12:14pm

Love or Hate?

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2017 @ 11:56am

The Icelandic Experience

It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2017 @ 6:06am

Hang tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2017 @ 7:18am

I am Bread

Are you bread?
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2017 @ 1:05pm



Around the World on 5 Trampolines

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.

The Flapmaster

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.

Mattress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.

Columbian Sugar Lord

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush

SteamWorld Goat

Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.

Better than Warlords of Dredmor

Reach level 101

BFF

Lick a friend

Voluntary QA

Trash the server room

An Unnecessary Journey

Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava

The goa'th amendment

Craft all the weapons in one game

Survivalist

Craft all items in one game

Survive for your life

Survive 10 days

Shattered dreams

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game

Zombie slayer

Kill 20 zombies in one game

Don't starve

Eat 50 food items in one game

Too much fun

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun

Goat from above

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive

Look at it go!

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb

I Am Goat

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes

Big in japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet

Masterchef

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible

A new challenger has appeared

Clear 25 survival quests in one game

Warm bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool

Hoarder

Find all the trophies in GoatZ

The Big Score

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.

What’s the count?

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.

Retirement

Just finish that one LAST job.

Rocket League

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.

Le Voyage Dans la Lune.

A Trip to the Moon.

Itsamee!

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.

Suppress the Suppressor

Throw 5 police officers into prison.

Plentiful masquerade

Wear 30 masks at once.

The Song of my People

Listen to the whole pan flute song.

Bounce it!

Enable the hydraulic cars.

The Cow Whisperer

Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.

You raise me up!

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.

Fifty Shades of NPC

Hogtie 50 NPCs.

Camel Cavalry

Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.

Goatipede

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.

Goatfellas

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.

Dastardly

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.

Goat Theft Auto

Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!

Use the sword, goat

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.

Be not afreight

Destroy all freighters.

Ruler of the seven skies

Blow up all pirate ships.

Bacon marauder

Shoot down 30 police ships.

Miner inconvenience

Destroy 100 asteroids.

What came first? The alien or the egg?

Headbutt all alien eggs.

The puke machine

Complete centrifuge event.

Sweet collection!

Find 10 trophies.

Wow is that a limited edition?

Find 20 trophies.

NERD!

Find all trophies in Space.

Gather $1000000

I wanna be a baahlionaire.

Captain industry

Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.

My little brony

Find all the pony horses.

Testaholic

Complete test chambers.

It's working... IT'S WORKING!

Run wild with the podracer.

Fund this!

Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.

splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey

Visit the badehaus.

Ready for the grill

Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.

The world is your canvas

Tag 10 walls.

Spend money to make money

Put a money crate in the mining shredder.

That's Fedorable

Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.