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1 person found this review helpful
13.7 hrs on record (3.5 hrs at review time)
Spudr.
Posted 19 June.
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279.7 hrs on record (223.5 hrs at review time)
We won the battle! But the war's not over...
The automatons that infiltrated Sony HQ have been dealt with, but the fact that they made it there in the first place can only mean that this is not the last we shall be hearing of them. Well done fellow Helldivers! Let us rejoice in what little respite we can have, and see what tomorrow holds.
Let us remember this day, the 6th of May, as a day we've carved more than just another foothold in the long climb to liberty.

Arrowhead is working hard and doing good. Keep up the good work, team.
However, I do wish to voice my disappointment in Sony, as it has proven to be a sworn enemy of democracy. Constantly lurking and plotting in the shadows, we cannot trust them or anything they bring forward for the foreseeable future.

Do not buy- DO NOT BUY! It's all sony's fault, not arrowhead.
//It's been a hell of a ride. Thank you all for the fun!



Old comment: "Bring it beggars!"
- probably some helldiver, idk
Posted 7 April. Last edited 20 October.
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12.3 hrs on record (2.9 hrs at review time)
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Is good.
Posted 28 January.
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249.7 hrs on record (17.6 hrs at review time)
Lego except you don't have to worry about stepping on them.
Posted 10 November, 2023.
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63.8 hrs on record (17.3 hrs at review time)
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Stabbing simulator 3000.
Posted 7 September, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
24.0 hrs on record (9.7 hrs at review time)
Terraria but with mods.
Posted 21 March, 2023. Last edited 21 March, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
22.8 hrs on record (7.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Friend gifted this game to me; fun gift this is. If you want to sit and play a game for a decently lengthy period of time, this one would be somewhat of a classic. Slow-paced (ish) gameplay, punishes clumsiness, and is only played to its full potential with friends! So get yourself some soon-to-be dead friends to join in so you can all delay your inevitable in-game death (or you can do something great in the real world).
Posted 5 March, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
267.9 hrs on record (254.4 hrs at review time)
It's Gmod.
Posted 19 February, 2023.
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39.9 hrs on record (30.1 hrs at review time)
Rip and tear. Or at least the off-brand version of that.
Posted 23 November, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
107.6 hrs on record (11.3 hrs at review time)
Doesn't replace real life, but I can see why some may choose to substitute this for real life.
Get if you're lonely like the rest of the world, or get if you actually have friends and stuff.
Also get if on sale, 100% good choice.
Imagine Rancho Relaxo, except it's you with a summer-fruits smoothie.
Posted 7 July, 2022.
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