Recent reviews by Theo

In this world, there is no darkness, no sadness, only Incan Monkey Gods. And Submarines.

Armed with nary but a leaf in his arsenal, Woodle stands before a foreboding world filled with obstacles to try and hinder his path on the way to claiming the world's berries for his own.

The world continues in its hindrance by requiring said berries to unlock levels with more berries.

This game is a metaphor for life in that we are in a constant search for means to our own ends which in itself is but a means to a different end.

Fabio Ferrara did a wonderful job in portraying this and I wish him well in his future projects.

#1 Peeing Simulator with Stealth Minigame

Choose from a number of characters with different colored pee and unlock more characters using the Stealth Minigame

also there's a monkey

A marvelous game from start to finish. After being tricked into opening Pandora's Box, all hell breaks loose. Mythological creatures ranging in origin from Greece to Japan spread across the Earth destroying every major city. You need to make your way to fight the man who tricked you and left you for dead.

The animations were so great in this game. In any given Apocalypse, Zombie, or Horror movie/game, nameless soldiers will die. This game is no exception. I almost just wanted to kick back and watch as the werewolves brutally slaughtered every ally I had because it seemed like every time I turned, they were being killed in some new way.

And I mean, come on! What other game lets you take down a Gryphon with a rocket launcher?!