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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:37am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:08am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:57am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:02am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 9:58am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 2:24pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:42pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 1:42pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 9:24am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 9:20am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 11:54am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:07am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:15am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:25am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:36am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:55am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:16am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:42am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:36pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:51pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 1:37pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 1:37pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 1:37pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:13am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:33am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:25am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:36am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:13am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:07am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 2:38pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 12:19pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:07am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:33pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:15am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:47am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:58am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:32am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 10:31am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:19am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:59am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:40pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:57am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 2:11pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:00pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:03am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 2:11pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 5:22am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:12pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 2:24pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 2:24pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:50am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 4:35pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 4:35pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 11:03am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 10:20am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 10:50am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:15am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:37am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:33pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:23am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:41am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:33pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 3:41am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:38pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 1:19pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 1:22pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 4:03am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 1:58pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 8:56am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 3:21pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 2:16pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 12:38pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 2:01pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 2:01pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:45pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 1:14pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:33am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:40am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:58pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:20pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 1:42pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 1:48pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 12:11pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 10:28am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 10:28am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 12:09pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 10:31am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 12:05pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 4:35pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:38pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 10:49am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 1:58pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 4:35pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 5:22am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 10:20am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 10:22am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 12:53pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:46am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 2:01pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 2:01pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 12:53pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 5:31am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 11:02am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 10:47am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 2:53pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 1:16pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 1:38pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:50am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 10:24am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 10:42am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 11:29am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 11:10am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 11:29am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 11:05am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 10:47am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 11:11am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 2:47pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 10:30am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 10:25am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:35am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 5:47am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 2:24pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 12:44pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:01pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:38pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 10:49am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 1:58pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 10:19am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 10:20am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 10:20am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 10:22am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 12:53pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 12:53pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 2:16pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 10:30am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 10:30am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 10:15am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 10:15am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 9:02am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 9:46am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 10:21am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 10:55am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:37am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:46am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:42am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:46am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 2:33pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 10:18am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:35am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:55am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:45pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 2:35pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 10:18am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:27am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 8:56am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:10pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 10:19am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 10:19am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 12:16pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 9:52am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 10:02am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 2:15pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 12:49pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 10:51am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 10:23am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 12:56pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 12:49pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 1:05pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 12:57pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 2:02pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 2:09pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 2:02pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 2:18pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 2:18pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 2:18pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 1:37pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 3:39am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 10:32am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 5:20am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 2:22pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 10:18am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 10:18am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 10:18am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 10:18am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 10:18am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 10:19am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 12:34pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 1:04pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 1:04pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 1:04pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 1:44pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 1:55pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 10:24am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 12:11pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 9:37am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 10:31am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 12:32pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 12:36pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 12:50pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 2:11pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 2:11pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 2:10pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:38pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 1:57pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 2:46pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 10:35am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 12:22pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 11:58am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 1:42pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 1:42pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 9:47am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 10:50am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 3:14pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 1:14pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 10:46am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 12:35pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 12:44pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 1:48pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 10:18am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 10:18am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 10:18am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 12:34pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 12:34pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 12:34pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 12:34pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 1:04pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 1:04pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 1:04pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 1:44pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 2:28pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:24am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 5:04am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 12:20pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 2:25pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 10:10am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 11:00am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 12:33pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 12:37pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 1:14pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 1:53pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 2:37pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 2:32pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 6:52am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 12:34pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 12:34pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 12:34pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 12:34pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 12:34pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 12:34pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 1:26pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 1:26pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 1:26pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 10:32am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 10:38am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 10:41am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 2:18pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 12:56pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 2:18pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 2:03pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 2:19pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 12:12pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 12:56pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 9:31am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 10:39am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 10:39am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 3:10pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 10:40am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 11:00am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 11:33am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 10:11am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 10:27am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 10:12am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 12:18pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 7:54am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 8:44am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:45pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 12:57pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 12:57pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 12:53pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 12:53pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 2:28pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 2:28pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 12:11pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 10:41am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 10:07am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 2:14pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 9:24am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 10:14am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 12:34pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 12:34pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 12:34pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 2:37pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 2:37pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 1:26pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 1:26pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 1:26pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 1:26pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 10:32am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 10:38am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 10:41am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 12:11pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 10:04am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 1:55pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 12:11pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 2:37pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 7:30am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 10:14am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 2:41pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 9:19am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 9:19am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 9:19am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 9:40am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 9:19am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 12:40pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 10:47am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 2:28pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 8:25am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 10:29am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 10:40am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 11:08am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 11:55am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 1:28pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 11:11am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 12:44pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 11:37am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 5:19am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 10:22am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 10:18am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 8:46am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 9:28am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 10:32am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 11:36am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 12:13pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 12:51pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 10:28am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 12:59pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 12:59pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 10:10am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 12:14pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 9:43am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 10:17am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 10:04am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 12:11pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 12:11pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 12:11pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 9:44am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 2:41pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 2:41pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 10:29am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 10:29am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 10:29am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 10:29am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 10:53am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 10:53am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:45pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 10:21am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 10:21am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 1:03pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 1:03pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 2:28pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 2:28pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 12:14pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 10:02am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 10:02am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 11:22am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 10:51am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 10:59am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 12:16pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 1:41pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 11:58am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 2:41pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 1:56pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 3:03pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 1:44pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 12:37pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 1:16pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 1:25pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 3:14pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 10:14am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 10:53am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 10:53am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 11:22am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 9:57am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 12:05pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 12:26pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 2:47pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 9:46am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 9:52am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 12:59pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 12:32pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 10:38am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2022 @ 1:27pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 8:59am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 7:22am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 9:20am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 12:50pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 11:22am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 8:50am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 3:20pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 1:57pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 2:22pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 7:04am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 9:41am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 1:45pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 9:42am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 2:53pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 1:08pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 12:07pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 9:19am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 12:07pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 12:07pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 10:29am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 10:29am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 10:29am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 10:29am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 10:29am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 10:14am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 9:57am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 8:12am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 10:10am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 11:22am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 1:08pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 1:08pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 10:06am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 10:06am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 10:06am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 10:29am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 12:59pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 11:22am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 9:57am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 9:57am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 9:57am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 7:01am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 7:02am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 7:50am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 11:03am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 9:40am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 12:18pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 1:15pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 10:04am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 3:14pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 11:00am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 12:39pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 12:59pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 9:57am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 10:10am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 11:08am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 2:07pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 2:47pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 12:34pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 2:41pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 12:35pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 7:31am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 10:15am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 10:45am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 11:57am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:12am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:28am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:52am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 7:28am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 7:28am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 7:28am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 7:20am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 2:02pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 8:18am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 8:18am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 8:18am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 8:19am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 8:19am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 8:19am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 8:19am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 8:46am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 8:50am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 10:10am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 8:18am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 8:18am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 8:19am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 8:12am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 4:51am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 4:51am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 4:51am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 4:51am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 4:51am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 9:57am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 9:57am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 9:57am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 7:01am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 7:01am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 7:01am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 7:01am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 7:02am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 7:02am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 8:12am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 10:07am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 7:01am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 9:50am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 8:12am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 5:28am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 10:27am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 12:09pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 9:52am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 10:45am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 10:47am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 10:47am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 10:52am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 10:52am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 10:53am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 10:55am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 11:57am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 11:57am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 10:10am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 10:45am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 10:45am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 10:47am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 10:42am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 9:57am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 9:57am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 9:57am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 9:57am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 9:57am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 7:01am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 7:01am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 7:01am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 7:01am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 7:01am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 7:01am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 10:42am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 10:42am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 1:58pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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