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62 of 101 (61%) Achievements Earned::


Personal Achievements

CL0WND

Honk the noses of 10 Clowns.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2018 @ 3:54pm

FRIED PIPER

Using a Molotov, burn a Clown leading at least 10 Common Infected.
Unlocked 26 May, 2018 @ 3:55pm

LEVEL A CHARGE

Kill a Charger with a melee weapon while they are charging.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2022 @ 7:32pm

ACID REFLEX

Kill a Spitter before she is able to spit.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2018 @ 10:59am

CONFEDERACY OF CRUNCHES

Finish a campaign using only melee weapons.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2020 @ 3:19pm

CRASS MENAGERIE

Kill one of each Uncommon Infected.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2018 @ 1:52pm

A RIDE DENIED

Kill a Jockey within 2 seconds of it jumping on a Survivor.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2018 @ 10:48am

HEAD HONCHO

Decapitate 200 Infected with a melee weapon.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2018 @ 12:36pm

DEAD IN THE WATER

Kill 10 swampy Mudmen while they are in the water.
Unlocked 11 May, 2018 @ 3:24pm

ROBBED ZOMBIE

Collect 10 vials of Boomer vomit from infected CEDA agents you have killed.
Unlocked 10 May, 2018 @ 1:43pm

DISMEMBERMENT PLAN

Kill 15 Infected with a single grenade launcher blast.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2018 @ 7:43pm

BURNING SENSATION

Ignite 50 Common Infected with incendiary ammo.
Unlocked 8 May, 2018 @ 6:09pm

ARMORY OF ONE

Deploy an ammo upgrade and have your team use it.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2018 @ 10:42am

SHOCK JOCK

Revive 10 dead Survivors with the defibrillator.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2018 @ 8:26pm

THE QUICK AND THE DEAD

Revive 10 incapacitated Survivors while under the speed-boosting effects of adrenaline.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2018 @ 6:39pm

CHAIN OF COMMAND

Kill 100 Common Infected with the chainsaw.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2018 @ 7:14pm

SEPTIC TANK

Use a bile bomb on a Tank.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2017 @ 3:43pm

CLUB DEAD

Use every melee weapon to kill Common Infected.
Unlocked 12 May, 2018 @ 1:09pm

TANK BURGER

Kill a Tank with melee weapons.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2018 @ 3:33pm

BRIDGE OVER TREBLED SLAUGHTER

Cross the bridge finale in less than three minutes.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2018 @ 9:07pm

PRICE CHOPPER

Survive the Dead Center campaign.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2017 @ 4:11pm

MIDNIGHT RIDER

Survive the Dark Carnival campaign.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2017 @ 5:28pm

RAGIN' CAJUN

Survive the Swamp Fever campaign.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2018 @ 6:19pm

WEATHERMAN

Survive the Hard Rain campaign.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2020 @ 2:40pm

BRIDGE BURNER

Survive the Parish campaign.
Unlocked 4 May, 2018 @ 3:34pm

VIOLENCE IN SILENCE

Navigate the impound lot and reach the cemetery safe room without tripping any alarms.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2018 @ 7:49pm

GUARDIN' GNOME

Rescue Gnome Chompski from the Carnival.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2020 @ 12:36pm

BACK IN THE SADDLE

As the Jockey, ride the Survivors twice in a single life.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2018 @ 3:48pm

GREAT EXPECTORATIONS

As the Spitter, hit every Survivor with a single acid patch.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2018 @ 4:26pm

SCATTERING RAM

As the Charger, bowl through the entire enemy team in a single charge.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2018 @ 6:54pm

MEAT TENDERIZER

As the Charger, grab a Survivor and smash them into the ground for a solid 15 seconds.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2018 @ 4:20pm

STACHE WHACKER

Prove you are faster than Moustachio.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2018 @ 12:33pm

TORCH BEARER

Survive The Passing Campaign.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2018 @ 11:06am

TIL IT GOES CLICK

Using the M60, kill 25 infected without letting go of the trigger.
Unlocked 7 May, 2018 @ 3:17pm

GRAVE ROBBER

Collect 10 items dropped by a Fallen Survivor.
Unlocked 4 May, 2018 @ 10:05pm

FORE!

Knock off the heads of 18 infected with the golf club.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2018 @ 3:05pm

KILLING THEM SWIFTLY TO THIS SONG

Play the new Midnight Riders song on a jukebox.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2018 @ 10:45am

KITE LIKE A MAN

Kill a Tank only with damage from the original Survivors.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2018 @ 11:06am

CACHE GRAB

Open 5 foot lockers.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2018 @ 6:52pm

SUPREME SACRIFICE

Complete "The Sacrifice".
Unlocked 4 May, 2018 @ 11:13pm

KILL BILL

Have Bill sacrifice himself for the team.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2018 @ 2:57pm

BARREL ROLLED

Kill a Special Infected with an exploding barrel.
Unlocked 12 May, 2018 @ 1:39pm

CHAOS GENERATOR

Have all 3 generators running at once in "The Sacrifice" finale.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2018 @ 5:05pm

STREAM CROSSER

Survive the Cold Stream campaign on any difficulty.
Unlocked 7 May, 2018 @ 3:26pm

Valve Gift Grab 2011 – L4D2

Collect three gifts dropped by Special Infected in Versus Mode.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2018 @ 6:43pm

GOOD GUY NICK

Plays games with free weekend players and helps them survive a campaign.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2020 @ 7:17pm

GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT

Spread cheer by helping a free holiday player survive a campaign.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2018 @ 8:34pm

GETTING STARTED

Earn a bronze medal on any official Survival map.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2020 @ 2:56pm

ON OUR WAY

Earn a silver medal on any official survival map.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2020 @ 9:22pm

THIS IS WHERE THE FUN BEGINS

Earn a gold medal on any official survival map.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2020 @ 3:02pm

STILL STANDING

Survive The Last Stand campaign on any difficulty.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2020 @ 12:06pm

ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM

Revive an incapacitated teammate while a Tank is nearby.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2020 @ 5:13pm

THREE’S A CROWD

Rescue three Survivors from a single rescue closet.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2020 @ 11:34am

LICKETY-SPLIT

With a sharp melee weapon, cut a Smoker's tongue before he ensnares you.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2020 @ 8:22pm

GET SKEETED ON

Kill a pouncing Hunter with a shotgun.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2020 @ 8:16pm

ROCKY HORROR PICTURE THROW

Destroy a Tank's rock in mid-air.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2020 @ 6:57pm

PURE SATISFACTION

Kill 20 Jockeys with the shovel or pitchfork.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 9:55pm

Z-GENOCIDEST 2: EPISODE 2

Kill 53,599 infected. You made sure the dead won't rise anymore!
Unlocked 23 May, 2021 @ 9:41pm

POLE POSITION

Escape Liberty Mall's Atrium before the first Tank appears
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 8:38pm

SUPREME SURVIVALIST

Survive for 30 minutes on any official survival map.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2020 @ 10:52am

NEW HAIRCUT

Kill a Witch using only a sharp melee weapon, without anyone getting incapacitated or killed.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2020 @ 5:41pm

GNOME ALONE

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2020 @ 4:25pm



HEARTWARMER

In a Versus round, leave the saferoom to defibrillate a dead teammate.

STILL SOMETHING TO PROVE

Survive all campaigns on Expert.
0 / 5

THE REAL DEAL

Survive a campaign on Expert skill with Realism mode enabled.

STRENGTH IN NUMBERS

Form a team and beat an enemy team in 4v4 Versus or Scavenge.

SOB STORY

Navigate the sugar mill and reach the safe room without killing any Witches.

WING AND A PRAYER

Defend yourself at the crashed airliner without taking damage.

QUALIFIED RIDE

As the Jockey, ride a Survivor for more than 12 seconds.

RODE HARD, PUT AWAY WET

As the Jockey, ride a Survivor and steer them into a Spitter's acid patch.

A SPITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS

As the Spitter, spit on a Survivor being choked by a Smoker.

LONG DISTANCE CARRIER

As the Charger, grab a Survivor and carry them over 80 feet.

BEAT THE RUSH

In a Survival round, get a medal only using melee weapons.

HUNTING PARTY

Win a game of Scavenge.

GAS GUZZLER

Collect 100 gas cans in Scavenge.
0 / 100

CACHE AND CARRY

Collect 15 gas cans in a single Scavenge round.

SCAVENGE HUNT

Stop the enemy team from collecting any gas cans during a Scavenge round.

GONG SHOW

Prove you are stronger than Moustachio.

FUEL CRISIS

Make a Survivor drop a gas can during overtime.

GAS SHORTAGE

Cause 25 gas can drops as a Special Infected.
0 / 25

WEDDING CRASHER

As the Charger, grab a Survivor and crash them through 8 chairs at the wedding.

MUTANT OVERLORD

Play 6 Mutations.
4 / 6

PORT OF SCAVENGE

Play 5 full games of Scavenge on The Port.
0 / 5

SACRIFIZZLE

As a Special Infected, incap someone who is trying to sacrifice themselves.

CONNECTING FIGHTS

Play a Versus game on Dead Air from start to finish.

THE LAST FRONTIER

Survive The Last Stand campaign on Expert Realism.

GOLDEN FREEMAN

Find the golden crowbars hidden in the Left 4 Dead 1 survival maps.
0 / 22

I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE

As the Spitter, spit on a Survivor who is pinned by a Charger.

ACID BATH

As the Spitter, spit on a Survivor who is pinned by a Hunter.

SPITFIRE

Destroy 20 gascans as the Spitter.
0 / 20

FLIGHT DECK

Instantly kill a Survivor as the Charger.

FAT NINJA

As the Boomer, vomit on a Survivor without having direct line of sight with them.

SHOTGUN WEDDING

Kill the Witch bride with a single shotgun blast on expert difficulty.

ONE HIT WONDER

As the Hunter, land a 25 damage pounce.

THE BIG TEN

Survive for 10 minutes on any official map in Versus Survival.

HOUSEHOLD NAMES

Discover the hidden room in the Last Stand campaign

A LITTLE HACK AND SLASH

Earn a bronze medal on every official survival map
0 / 43

LIKE LAMBS TO THE SLAUGHTER

Earn a silver medal on every official survival map.
0 / 43

KILLING SPREE

Earn a gold medal on every official survival map.
0 / 43

THE MAIN ATTRACTION

On the concert finale, survive until the helicopter arrives without leaving the stage

THE LAST DASH

Complete The Last Stand campaign in 13 minutes or less, without any Survivors dying.