Nobody:
Yakuza 0 players:
IM GOING TO BE RICH, BYE LOOSERS
MONEY AWAITS ME

____________________________________________________


British Tank development office in 1943

British Engineer: The 17 Punder won't fit!
Churchill: PUT IT IN SIDEWAYS.
British Engineer: The Radio doesn’t fit anymore!
Churchill: CUT A HOLE AND PUT IT IN THE BACK.
British Engineer: THE ENGINE’S NO GOOD!
Churchill: GET FIVE CAR ENGINES AND PUT THEM TOGETHER!


Nobody:
Matilda:
do you want to see a magic malfunction?

British Engineer: So how should the tank look?
Britain: YES

France: the Germans are coming
Britain: can they swim?
France: err no?
Britain: bye 👍

____________________________________________________

Phone rings in the middle of the night.
You pick it up.
"Hello?"
"The end is near, make preparations..."
*Country music starts playing*

Woody:Theres a snake in my boot!
Soldier:*thumbs up*
does nothing about the snake
woody then died from snake boot cancer