*looks at high school boys* "Look at those hot, strong men” - Professor 2019

"when da hoes on the flak jacket pu ssy" - Cappy 2023

"Islam is gay" - Cappy 2021

Pain_- on 12/07/2020 at 12:57am said "you can't quote me if I say ******"

"Jorr-L - Today at 8:16 PM
im not a freak i dont watch hentai"

You're cruisin for a beyblade bruisin

quotes from friends:

"I am the thing you see at 3 am shoving shredded cheese in my mouth" - RJ137 2019

https://gyazo.com/c8c36d4f92fd37a24db0bbf393780334

"blue i swear to god i'll █▀█ █▄█ ▀█▀ in your dad" - nidmightmipchunk 2018

"Riding the world of the inferior people" - rambunctious waluigi 2018

"If you're a sadist you can fap to the almost crying faces" - Nidmite 2018

"yo tho ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥......." - Rj137 2018

"ToonTown got me into WoW" - slim pope 2018

"im not brain dead im playing minecraft!" - Rj137 2018

"Meth is great because of how much you get done when you're up for 3 days" -TravelTron

"im as warm as chicken nuggets after 10 seconds in the microwave" - Rj137 2018

"you said you were liberal, no i didn't, well you like girls so you are" - niv 2018

Rj137: that is a legitamate reason to brb
Rj137: okay
Rj137: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pizza. ♥♥♥♥♥ - Rj137, 2018

i just love the idea
of you having a girlfriend or wife
and they try to tell you to quit csgo
and you're like
"NO ♥♥♥♥♥" - Fen 2018

"ITS LIKE BEING GREEN LANTERN BUT WITH SEX" - Rj137 2017

"pyra best girl eat my ass" - Rafa 2018

"Rj137: MY SAHOIPDA[SRKFOAPFDSL'G[ FAPOST NEVER FAILS
Rj137: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ NEVER DIE
Rj137: ♥♥♥♥♥
Rj137: quote that
Rj137: ♥♥♥♥ you" - Rj137 2017

"hey christian what do you think about gay people?" - Jimmy Johns 2017

"it's just game, they just playing game" - Christian 2017

"Open up, to bust a nut." - ChooChooTrains 2017

"Who here, if they had the chance would eat a dog?" - Kumlad

"If you liked it, then you should of put a finger in it." - Kumlad

"you have a 10 percent chance its a girl, i'll take it" - choochootrain 2017

"Sweet ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lord is this game orgasmic" - Rj137 2016

"Rj137: pizza = mouth orgasm" - Rj137 2018

"win xp startup is orgasmic tho" - Rj137 2016

" wait, i got another one for your dumbass list "ORGASMIC"" - Rj137 2016

"Okay, i know this is really really off topic, but, am i the only one that thought boycott was like, the past's gay boyscouts leader ?" - Rj137 2016

"Chad is a sub unit of Brad" - Pain 2019

"Hentai is the desecration of something sacred and you can quote me on that" - Tysgn 2019

"I think thought" - Jimmy Johns 2016

"get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ rekt you filthy nerd" - Jimmy Johns 2016

"lol i heard you can sell a testicle for 35grand" - UnkownxSin 2016

"cuz its ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gay" - Notorious B.I.G 2017

"go farm akkad ugly" - Notorious B.I.G 2017

"Fetus deletus" - jimmyjohns 2016

"Just hits you with his coat hanger" - jimmyjohns 2016

"Burnout paradise is an airborne disease" - Robobug9000 2017

"If the shoe fits, ♥♥♥♥ it senseless" - midnightchipmunk 2017

quotes from randoms:

"I found someone from a russian gulag in like 2 minutes"

"its wagon wheel time"

"exterminate the polish"

"♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ calling me daddy in bed, call me george washington, because i'm gonna become a founding father of your first born child"

"♥♥♥♥♥ I DONT WANNA BE JERKIN IT TO THE SAME GIRL AT THE SAME TIME AS ANOTHA ♥♥♥♥♥ THAT I KNOW"

"♥♥♥♥♥
WE GOT
PIZZA
BRB"

"if you hold it in long enough you'll become a wizard"

"yeet on ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ i must"

"that's a lot of bomb"

"damn dude that stiff sock ♥♥♥♥♥♥ you up man"

"Society!1!"

"made for good ol' sticky fun"