- Is this on?
- That's fine.
I can break through walls,
I just can't...
- That's fine.
- I can't get this on.
Mr. Incredible...
Do you have a secret identity?
Every superhero has a secret identity.
I don't know a single one who doesn't.
Who wants the pressure
of being super all the time?
Of course I have a secret identity.
Can you see me in this
at the supermarket? Come on.
Who'd want to go shopping as Elastigirl,
know what I mean?
Superladies, they're always trying
to tell you their secret identity.
Think it'll strengthen
the relationship or something.
I said, "Girl, I don't want to know
about your mild-mannered alter ego."
I mean, you tell me you're
a super-mega-ultra-lightning-babe,
that's all right with me.
I'm good. I'm good.
No matter how many times
you save the world,
it always manages to get back
in jeopardy again.
Sometimes I just want it to stay saved,
you know?
For a little bit. I feel like the maid.
"I just cleaned up this mess.
Can we keep it clean
for ten minutes?"
I could get to that point.
- "Please?"
- We're not finished.
Sometimes I think I'd just like
the simple life, you know?
Relax a little and raise a family.
Settle down? Are you kidding?
I'm at the top of my game!
I'm up there with the big dogs!
Girls, come on.
Leave the saving of the world
to the men? I don't think so.
I don't think so.
We interrupt
for a bulletin.
A high-speed pursuit between
police and armed gunmen is underway,
traveling northbound on San Pablo Ave.
Yeah, I've got time.
Mr. Incredible.
- What is it, ma'am?
- My cat, Squeaker, won't come down.
Certainly. I suggest you stand clear.
There could be trouble.
No, he's quite tame.
Let go now.
Thank you, Mr. Incredible.
You've done it again.
- You're the best.
- No, I'm just here to help.
All units.
We have a tour bus robbery...
Tour bus robbery. I've still got time.
Officers. Ma'am. Squeaker.
- Cool! Ready for take-off!
- What the...?
- Who are you supposed to be?
- I'm IncrediBoy.
What? No.
You're that kid from the fan club.
Brophy. Brody.
Buddy! Buddy!
My name is IncrediBoy.
I've been nice, I've stood for photos,
signed every scrap of paper
you pushed at me...
No, don't worry about training me.
I know your moves,
crime fighting style,
favorite catch phrases, everything!
I'm your number one fan!
Hey! Hey, wait!
You know...
...you can tell a lot about a woman
by the contents of her purse,
but maybe that's not
what you had in mind.
Hey, look...
Elastigirl.
Mr. Incredible.
- It's all right. I've got him.
- Sure, you've got him.
- I just took him out for you.
- Sure, you did.
- His attention was on me.
- A fact I exploited to do my job.
- My job, you mean.
- A simple thank you will suffice.
Thanks, but I don't need any help.
Whatever happened to "ladies first"?
Well, whatever happened
to equal treatment?
Look, the lady got me first.
- Well, we could share, you know.
- I work alone.
Well, I think you need to be more...
...flexible.
Are you doing anything later?
I have a previous engagement.
Now, you just stay here.
They usually pick up
the garbage in an hour.
- Hey, Incredible!
- Hey, Frozone!
- Shouldn't you be getting ready?
- I still got time.
He's gonna jump!
I think you broke something.
With counseling,
I think you'll come to forgive me.
Wait a minute.
Bomb Voyage.
And IncrediBoy!
IncrediBoy?
Aren't you curious about how I get
around so fast? I have rocket boots.
- Go home, Buddy. Now.
- What?
Can we talk?
You always say be true to yourself,
but you never say
which part to be true to.
Well, I've finally figured out who I am.
I am your ward... IncrediBoy!
And now, you have officially
carried it too far, Buddy.
This is because I don't have powers,
isn't it?
Not every superhero has powers,
you know.
You can be super without them.
I invented these.
I can fly. Can you fly?
Fly home, Buddy. I work alone.
Just give me one chance!
I'll show you. I'll go get the police.
- Buddy, don't!
- It'll only take a second, really.
No, stop!
There's a bomb!
Let go, you're wrecking
my flight pattern.
- I can do this if you let go!
- Will you just...?
- I'm trying to help! Stop!
- Let go of my cape!
Take this one home. And make sure
his mom knows what he's been doing.
I can help you.
You're making a mist...
The injured jumper.
You sent paramedics?
They picked him up.
The blast in that building
was caused by Bomb Voyage
who I caught robbing the vault.
We might nab him
if we set up a perimeter.
- He got away?
- Well, yeah.
- Skippy here made sure of that.
- IncrediBoy.
You're not affiliated with me!
Holy smokes, I'm late.
Listen, I've gotta be somewhere.
- What about Bomb Voyage?
- Any other night, I'd go after him,
but I really gotta go. Don't worry.
We'll get him! Eventually!
- Is the night still young?
- You're very late.
- How do I look? Good?
- The mask. You still got the mask.
Showtime.
Robert Parr, will you have this woman
to be your lawful wedded wife?
You're late. When you asked
if I was doing anything later,
I didn't realize you'd forgotten.
I thought it was playful banter.
- It was.
- Cutting it close, don't you think?
You need to be more... flexible.
I love you, but if we're
gonna make this work,
you've gotta be more
than Mr. Incredible.
You know that. Don't you?
...so long as you both shall live?
- I do.
I pronounce this couple
husband and wife.
As long as we both shall live.
No matter what happens.
Hey, come on. We're superheroes.
What could happen?
In a stunning turn of
events, a superhero is being sued
for saving someone who,
apparently, didn't want to be saved.
The plaintiff, Oliver Sansweet,
who was foiled in his attempted
suicide by Mr. Incredible,
has filed suit against the famed
superhero in Superior Court.
Mr. Sansweet didn't ask to be saved.
He didn't want to be saved.
The injury received from
Mr. Incredible's "actions",
- Causes him daily pain.
- I saved your life!
You didn't save my life!
You ruined my death.
My client has no comment.
Another suit was filed
by victims of the el train accident.
Incredible's court losses
cost the government millions.
And opened the flood gates for dozens
of superhero lawsuits the world over.
It is time for their secret identity
to become their only identity.
Time for them to join us, or go away.
Under public pressure,
and the financial burden
of an ever mounting series of lawsuits,
the government quietly initiated
the superhero relocation program.
The supers were granted amnesty
from responsibility for past actions,
in exchange for the promise
to never again resume hero work.
Where are they now?
They are living among us.
Average citizens, average heroes.
Quietly and anonymously continuing
to make the world a better place.
Denied? You're denying my claim?
I don't understand.
I have full coverage.
I'm sorry, Mrs. Hogenson,
but our liability is spelled out
in paragraph 17.
- It states clearly...
- I can't pay for this.
Excuse me. Claims, Bob Parr.
I'm calling to celebrate
a momentous occasion.
We're now officially moved in.
Yeah, well, that's great, honey.
The last three years
don't count because...
Because I finally unpacked the last box.
Now, it's official. Ha, ha, ha.
- Why do we have so much junk?
- Listen, I've got a client.
Say no more. Go save the world
one policy at a time, honey.
Oh! I gotta go pick up the kids.
See you tonight.
Bye, honey.
Excuse me. Where were we?
I'm on a fixed income,
and if you can't help me,
I don't know what I'll do.
All right, listen closely.
I'd like to help you, but I can't.
I'd like to tell you to take a copy
of your policy to Norma Wilcox on...
Norma Wilcox. W-l-L-C-O-X.
On the third floor. But I can't.
I also do not advise you
to fill out and file a WS2475 form
with our legal department
on the second floor.
I wouldn't expect someone to get back
to you quick