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Favourite Quotes
-"EUGH I'm a stoopid guy, tree tree tree" - bUbir referring to Thomas 2k16

-"Do you like killin'?" -Thomas 2k16

-"Cun-Groot-A-Lions" -bUbir 2k16

-"nah mate you dont need to get it for me but if you could that'd be great" -Lewis demonstrating his subtlety 2k16

-"owaa, asteroid."-bUbir 2k16

-"♥♥♥♥♥ I cant be wrong, I'm your leader, and even if I am wrong you must embrace it" Stephano 2k16

-"NO mom, in my room, there's these guys bullying me, on this freaking GAME!" Irape 2k11

-"hold on you fat ♥♥♥♥♥♥" -bUbir 2k16

-"what do you do for your family?" - jordan
"I... I do my brother" - Doc 2k16

-"mom, you're never too young to have vietnam flashbacks" - jordan 2k16

-"hey thomas, you dont exist (moves thomas out of our VC channel)" -Olaf 2k16

-"get ready to die... oh" -bUbir

-"Jag ar em fita!" (I am a girl in swedish) -Jordan 2k16 demonstrating his swedish knowledge

-"swallow ♥♥♥ first and then talk to us" Olaf 2k16

-"I'm a ♥♥♥♥♥♥" Doc 2k16

-"like i just ♥♥♥♥♥♥ your mom" - the bear 2k16

-Lewish "I hope my dad kills me"
-Jordan "why?"
-Lewish "for the lulz" Christmas 2k16

-"go to spencers and get a 12 inch suction cupped dildo and use in the vive, that's the only way I'm going to allow it. also you're probably gonna need some lube with that" Kruchten 2k17

-"I'd still take a black one over that one" Darkstar 2k17

-"Can you some how point to this sniper that hes supposed to go in my butt and not my side?" -Jordank 2k17

-"allah akbar, ALLAH AK-oh crap" -jordan 2k17

-"according to my calculations, you're a negroe" -BurnedSweetPotato 2k17

-"My grandma was Canadian so I'm like 8000% Canadian" -BurnedSweetPotato 2k17 trying to impress me.

-"That's what I say every night to my dad, not so fast, not so fast!" -Nick P 2k17

-"Jordan SHUT THE ♥♥♥♥ UP GO TO THE HOSPITAL AND GET CANCER" Nick P 2k17

-"there is no do or... there is... there is o-... there is no try there is only do or ♥♥♥♥ you i b... i butchered that ♥♥♥♥♥♥ quote" -bUbir 2k17

-"I'm also the dankest danker in the whole dank galaxy." -bUbir ca 2k12

-"Your igloo people did this Jordan!" Fishiz 2k17

-"AAAGHH I'm gonna kill you! I'm gonna force your kneecaps into your mouth-hole!" - Fishiz 2017

-"Wait how old can whale be before die?" - Thomasofastora 2k18

-"oh no a helichopter dis-sapper-d" - bUbir 2k18

-b-"hey thomas you're an angle"
t-"aw you mean I'm an angel?"
b-"no it's because you're an OBTUSE ♥♥♥♥"
-bUbir and Thomasofastora 2k18

-"your disease is incurable, Thomas" -bUbir referring to Thomas's Aspergers, 2k18

-"adurnsyl is gonna inject us with V A C C I N E S so that we get A U T I S M, aka f u r r y d i s e a s e" -Luka 2k18

-"I think I'd throw my computer out the window before adding cute anime girls to anything I made" - Anton Hand, 2k18

-"I dont want peepee in vagoo, I want HUG" - Luka 2k19

-"brooo solid shonky, and liquid jordii, think about it" -Shekel, 2k20

-"did you take your drugs today Shekel?"

- "Yeah I took them, I'm just retarded". -Shekel 2k20

-"Wouldn't closing the server IRL just be like shooting up the school and then shooting yourself? - Bees 2k22

-"We should just replace the alphabet with Qwerty because the alphabet is stupid and nobody uses it"-Suezo 2k22

-*whispering*"That's what meth smells like D:" - Bees while investigating a strange smell coming from one of the apartments, 2k22, colourized

-"I see a chef boyardees, I'm poppin' that top and C H O W I N'" -Grim 2k22

-"I'm doing fat tandems with God" -Grim 2k22

-"There's a Cow skin??" -Jordan upon seeing Black and White camouflage, 2k22

-"The surprise RNG mechanics of someone else having fun with your balls" -MAGNUM, 2022

-"Eat something " "I ate BEER " - Bees 2k23
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