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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 11:25am

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 1:17am

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2020 @ 3:34am

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 11:14am

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 3:02am

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 3:08am

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 3:07am

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 11:33am

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 1:53am

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 8:37am

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 2:00am

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 8:25am

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 8:44am

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2020 @ 12:53pm

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2020 @ 1:17pm

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2020 @ 1:35pm

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 5:01am

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 5:29am

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 12:33pm

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2020 @ 2:55pm

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2020 @ 5:45am

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2020 @ 2:29pm

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2020 @ 2:48pm

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2020 @ 6:22am

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2020 @ 7:38am

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2020 @ 8:07am

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2020 @ 11:17am

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2020 @ 11:56am

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2020 @ 11:59am

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 11:38am

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 1:32am

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 1:28am

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2020 @ 6:50am

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 9:10am

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 5:30am

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2020 @ 1:11pm

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 5:44am

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 12:10pm

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2020 @ 2:25pm

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2020 @ 5:50am

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 1 May, 2020 @ 2:34pm

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2020 @ 3:28am