I'm being 100% sewious wight now. OwO I actuallwy think I'm in wuv with you. uwu You'we so coow and beauwtifuw and pewfect and I just want tow be awound youw aww the twime. uvu I didn't think I wouwd faww fow youw dis qwuickwy but I have. °ω° You'we so mwuch bette than any othew giw I have met in so many ways. -w- You don't make me feew like ♥♥♥♥ X-X and youwe not a scwawny wittwe ♥♥♥♥. :hearts:w:hearts: Youw actuawwy have CUWVES on youw dewicious body and I just want to gwomp aww ovew you. oWo I mean it Butters. Youwe so pewfect and I want you aww to mysewf.(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄) I don't want youw to tawk to dese cucks anymow they'we no good fow you.(ﾒ` ﾛ ´) None of them know you wike I do okay? We wewe meant to bwe togwether. I know we awe. (≧◡≦) ♡ I FEEW it in my bones (っ≧ω≦)っ and no wone is gowing to teww me othewwise. (>д<) Pwease come back I mwiss you so mwuch... ( ╥ω╥ )

What don't you want to feel during your prostate exam?







Two hands on your shoulders.

Just got my shot today and I'm a little worried.

Is anybody experiencing substantial penile growth?

It feels like I'm swinging an Enterprise salami when I go jogging now.

Guys please, if you want your penis to remain the same size, please don't get the vaccine.

BEEP BEEP!!!

I wish I was Indian. I hate being trapped in this shell of "good behavior" imposed on me by a cucked society, this prison that forbids me from being honest with women and expressing who I really am. Every time I see an Indian messaging a random white girl from a country thousands of miles away on facebook just to say "hello dear I suck on your t its" I think, f uck, I wish I could just say that to women too. Imagine being so honest. The girl replies "umm gross lol" or something but she still replied. She still knows you want to tickle her with your thick Indian moustache. No matter how brief, there was a meeting of souls between you, she knows that you know that she knows that you want to suck on her wonderful t its and call her beautiful, the urge is dispensed and done with on your part, and now you can get back to your important work.

Instead I'm imprisoned in a KEK society where I have to pretend women showing me their asscheeks and wearing skin-tight clothing is normal.

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