It was the night before Christmas, and as your eyes can see, that mean old Grinch was extremely horny. And on his quest to bust in some ass, he even took the last can of Who-Hash. But little did he know, as he searched with glee, that little Cedric Louwho had woken up to pee. The Grinch heard a noise. "Oh no, whos's that?" There stood Cedric, and his ass was too fat. "Santa, is that you? I've been good all year." "Why, yes, my dear. Why do you think I'm here?" He gave him $3 and a pat on his head, then shooed him away and sent him to bed. But that clever Cedric Louwho said, "Hey Mr. Grinch, I know it's you, but I ain't gonna lie." "I want you to ♥♥♥♥ me too 😈 "

Woke up, decided to play cs2 played random wingmans, guy named JohnBurgerson was my teamate, he was very good at the game, we added on steam, after playing about 5 matches we added on discord, we played for about 2 months togheter and then he asked me if i wanted to meet irl, i said sure and flew out to him, when i arrived he picked me up from the airport and we went to a caffee to get some coffee and talk, he was very nice so i tought we were going to be good friends, he drove us back to his house and we ate dinner, it got late and we decided to go to sleep. I slept in a guest room while he slept in his own room, i woke up because i felt something dripping down my legs. I saw it was some weird white stuff so i went to the toilet and washed it off, by this time the clock was about 3 in the morning so i went back to bed. I woke up tied up to the bed and he started putting his thing in my throat. +Rep

Woke up, decided to play cs2 played random wingmans, guy named JohnBurgerson was my teamate, he was very good at the game, we added on steam, after playing about 5 matches we added on discord, we played for about 2 months togheter and then he asked me if i wanted to meet irl, i said sure and flew out to him, when i arrived he picked me up from the airport and we went to a caffee to get some coffee and talk, he was very nice so i tought we were going to be good friends, he drove us back to his house and we ate dinner, it got late and we decided to go to sleep. I slept in a guest room while he slept in his own room, i woke up because i felt something dripping down my legs. I saw it was some weird white stuff so i went to the toilet and washed it off, by this time the clock was about 3 in the morning so i went back to bed. I woke up tied up to the bed and he started putting his thing in my throat. +Rep

sigma sigma on the wall who is the skibidist of them all

r3tarted idiot

Oliwka is a wingman cheater lmfao