Playtime past 2 weeks:
0h

View global achievement stats
You must be logged in to compare these stats to your own
31 of 50 (62%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2015 @ 11:21am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2015 @ 12:04pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2015 @ 6:16am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2015 @ 1:50am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2017 @ 1:58pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2015 @ 8:04am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2017 @ 6:57am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2020 @ 3:54pm

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2020 @ 6:31pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2015 @ 11:16am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2017 @ 4:52pm

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2017 @ 12:28pm

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2020 @ 3:53pm

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2017 @ 7:08am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2015 @ 7:35am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2015 @ 2:05am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2015 @ 8:13am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2015 @ 11:57am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2020 @ 4:12pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2015 @ 8:16am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2015 @ 7:32am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2015 @ 6:57am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2015 @ 8:13am

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2016 @ 11:48am

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2015 @ 8:12am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2020 @ 6:04pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2020 @ 7:08pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2015 @ 2:20am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2015 @ 10:22am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2015 @ 6:19am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2015 @ 8:20am



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
+7

7 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked