*slow claps* *steps out of the shadows* Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material... But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme. And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit.

hey i can see you've only played 312 hours of PLAYERUNKNOWN'S BATTLEGROUNDS. honestly i'm not sure what i expected. you look like you only enjoy games that last for maybe 5 minutes because your attention span is tiny. you've clearly never shot a gun in real life which is why you play games like over watch and counterstrike where aiming is secondary to memorizing recoil patterns. me and my friends tried to show you the light but you ignored us. well too bad for you. don't think i'm going to help you next time

welcome to my humble computer shop. 1 fixed computer == one groping session

if they ask me to fix their computer, i put my hand up and slip them a pre-typed letter, intimating that i will fix their computer, better than it has ever been fixed, if they will stand motionless for 3 minutes while i grope and fondle their body. i may also grunt and make noises of satisfaction. they are not to look at me, or make any faces, or mention it occurred to anybody. this can occur at a location of their choosing. only then will i fix their computer for free. this worked once in college but she was fat as hell. most other girls though just read the letter and roll their eyes. did you really think i would fix your computer for free, ♥♥♥♥♥? is this any different than you trading your entire ♥♥♥♥♥ for chad's resources? i am just making it explicit, and so i am the "disgusting" one. ♥♥♥♥♥.

WOW BIG TICKLES I have a matches fetish and I love how you strike the matches hard on the match box making them POP HARD on the match box it gave me BIG TICKLES I love the sound and smell of matches being struck hard and fast agressively and then blown out especially by a female BIG TICKLES for me it is very erotic

God you stupid kids, I really hope you're a kid because that's the only thing that could possibly excuse this type of autistic, and yes autistic as in the mental deficiency NOT your stupid internet slang, behavior that you're spilling everywhere. But i know you're not because easy truths are just that, easy to take in. I wish you would grow up with your stupid made up slang, "pasta" god it makes my face red. Awakens some primal rage that's been shoved away from big brother and their safety "vaccines". Why don't you communicate like a normal being? Are you like the others striving for a chance at Reddit good boy points? GET UP AND DO SOMETHING!!! Stop talking like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ with your slang, pasta really? Stop sitting all day at your fancy little computer mom and Dad shilled big bucks for and do something. Just like the rest of these guys your going to fail. Fail hard and flat on your face. Idiot open you're eye and swallow your medicine that is hard truths.

Like...who the **** do you think you are coming on my page and leaving nasty *** messages like that? Do you feel like a big guy because you can buy your own games and add them on steam? Does that make you feel like the ****, huh tought guy? I'm going to say this once. Back off from my girl. Don't ever come near her. If I hear that you are talking to her...I'm going to write a report and mention you harrasing her. I cant believe you man. On STEAM. Don't you have a life? Stupid little ****. You're so funny....SOOOOO FUNNY I FORGOT TO LAUGH. ****** idiot. And no this isn't even a ****** joke. Later, ******.