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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:27pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:27pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:27pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:27pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:27pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:27pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:27pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:27pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:27pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:27pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep @ 2:37am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep @ 2:36am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep @ 2:36am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep @ 2:36am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep @ 1:20am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 3:42am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 3:42am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 3:42am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 3:42am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 3:42am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 3:42am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 3:42am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 3:44am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:08pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 3:44am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 3:44am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:43pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:25pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 3:44am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 3:44am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 3:44am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep @ 1:23am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:35pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:35pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:35am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:35pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:35pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:35pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:35pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:34am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 2:01pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 3:45am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 3:45am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 3:45am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:35pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 3:45am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 3:45am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Sep @ 1:24am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 3:45am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:35pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:35pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Dec @ 5:01pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:00pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 3:45am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 3:45am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep @ 1:25am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 10:47am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 5:27am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 3:45am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:27pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:27pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:27pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 3:43am

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 3:44am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 3:45am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 3:45am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 3:45am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 3:45am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 3:45am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 3:45am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 3:45am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 3:45am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 3:45am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 3:45am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 3:45am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 3:45am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 3:46am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep @ 4:40pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 3:46am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 3:46am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 3:46am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 3:46am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 3:46am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 3:46am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 3:46am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 3:46am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 3:46am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 3:46am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 3:46am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 3:46am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 3:46am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 3:46am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 3:46am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 3:46am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 3:46am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 3:46am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 3:46am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Sep @ 4:34pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 9:38am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 3:46am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 3:46am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 3:46am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 3:41am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 3:46am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 3:46am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 3:46am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep @ 1:24am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep @ 4:31am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 3:46am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 3:31am

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 9:38am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 6 Sep @ 1:25am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 6 Sep @ 1:20am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep @ 1:53am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 6 Sep @ 1:25am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 6 Sep @ 1:25am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 6 Sep @ 1:25am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 6 Sep @ 1:25am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 6 Sep @ 1:25am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 6 Sep @ 1:25am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 6 Sep @ 1:25am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 6 Sep @ 1:25am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 6 Sep @ 1:25am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 6 Sep @ 1:25am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 6 Sep @ 1:25am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 7 Sep @ 4:35pm

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 19 Dec @ 5:01pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 6 Sep @ 1:25am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 6 Sep @ 1:25am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 6 Sep @ 1:25am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 6 Sep @ 1:25am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep @ 1:25am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep @ 1:25am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep @ 1:25am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep @ 1:25am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep @ 1:25am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep @ 1:25am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep @ 1:25am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Sep @ 1:25am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Sep @ 1:25am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 6 Sep @ 1:25am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Sep @ 1:25am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Sep @ 1:25am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Sep @ 1:25am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep @ 4:31am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Sep @ 4:34pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 2:44pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 6 Sep @ 1:25am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep @ 1:25am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep @ 1:25am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 3:01pm



A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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