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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 2:07pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 5:06pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 5:58pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 9:31pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 7:27am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 12:09am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 3:09pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 4:00pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 5:55am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 2:55am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 4:29am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 5:03am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 6:49am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:11pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:12pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:53pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 3:42pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 3:45pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 7:22pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 5:32am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 12:11pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 6:30am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 3:10pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 4:35pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 4:35pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 4:35pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:12pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:31pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 4:31pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 6:36pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:06pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:10pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 3:44pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 7:35pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 8:58am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 8:39am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:11pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 5:07pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 5:46am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:53pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 5:10pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 5:51am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:53pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 5:46am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 8:48am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:53pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 6:34pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 8:44am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 7:44pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 8:45am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 6:04am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 5:13am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 1:48pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 4:12pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:38pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 5:15pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 4:16pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:00pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 5:54am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 6:38am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 3:58am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 9:39am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 5:33am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 5:03pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 6:20pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 8:12pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:10pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 3:44pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 8:16am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 5:01pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 7:46pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 4:20pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:04pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 7:01am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 10:07pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 11:51am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 7:02am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 8:49am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 6:07am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 4:35pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 3:09pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 3:12pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 4:14am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 8:53am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 6:06am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 11:39am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:50am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 8:48am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 12:24pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 4:54pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 6:01am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 9:05am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 4:14pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 11:31am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 7:41am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 7:41am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 11:34am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 7:44am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 10:20am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 5:30am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 9:00am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 12:33pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 9:01am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 6:42am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 6:43am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 9:40am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 6:41pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 5:21am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 3:33pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 5:21am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 6:52pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 5:07pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 4:52am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 11:20pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 5:43pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 9:17am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 6:15pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 9:29pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 6:51am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 5:01am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 6:39am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 7:03am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 12:51pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 6:38pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 6:45pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 6:59pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 10:24pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 3:27am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 5:49am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 7:29am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 3:09pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 6:40am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 7:00pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 2:55am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 12:22pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 5:07pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 6:04am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 4:08pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 6:33pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 6:41pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 5:16am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 6:20am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 6:21am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 4:35pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 4:35pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 4:25pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 5:26am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 7:07am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 11:37am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 1:59pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 2:08pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 11:12am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:55pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 3:42pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 6:27am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 8:48am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 12:34pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 3:21pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 5:00pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 3:00pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 8:55am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 3:12pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 9:42am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 5:58pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 5:21am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 4:36pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 3:20pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 6:41am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 5:23pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 5:44pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 6:01pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 6:22am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 6:28am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 9:17am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 9:37am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 11:25am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 11:24am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 11:38am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 11:37am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 11:57am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 10:08pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 12:09pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 10:23pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 10:30pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 11:19pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 4:35pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 6:13pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 7:30am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 6:40am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 5:58pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 5:24am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 9:42am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 9:44am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 6:37pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 6:41pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 5:15am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 6:23am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 6:58am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 7:01am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 11:56am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 12:42pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 11:20pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 5:55pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 6:30pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 6:01am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 6:05am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 8:35am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 9:38am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 11:19pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 6:45am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 4:31pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 12:06pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 5:54am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 6:08pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 4:58am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 9:28am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 4:52pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 5:42pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 6:31pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 5:38am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 11:50am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 6:14pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 4:01pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 7:30pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 12:19pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 6:24am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 5:15am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 11:07am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 9:42am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 4:08pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 5:57pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 6:54pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 5:17am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 6:24am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 6:49am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 11:55am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 11:58am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 6:57pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 7:02am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 7:20am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 7:20pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 5:50pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 6:24am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 11:42am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 5:53pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2022 @ 4:36am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 3:00pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 8:28am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 7:37am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 2:16pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 6:09am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 8:25am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 9:21am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 11:38am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 11:25pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 9:44am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 3:07pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 6:40pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 5:15am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 6:55am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 6:58am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 7:03am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 12:25pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 6:59am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 7:08am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 7:13am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 1:40pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 5:55pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 5:56pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 10:23pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 8:41am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 10:19pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 10:04pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 7:07am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 8:41am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 8:41am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 2:55pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 5:58pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 4:07am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 3:37pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 1:52pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 2:16pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 2:20pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2022 @ 12:02pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 1:17pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 5:03pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 3:37pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 3:35pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 6:05am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 6:01am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 4:58am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:55pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 4:57am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 7:15am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 7:17am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 5:04am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 6:36am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 8:31am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 5:29pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 12:17pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 4:21pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 6:49am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 7:05pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 6:28am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 12:44pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 9:15am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 6:48pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 6:05am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 12:58am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 3:08pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 7:39am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 6:39pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 5:47am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 11:22am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 12:28pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 6:55am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 6:57am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 11:53am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 12:19pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 7:00am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 7:04am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 9:18am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 1:40pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 5:59pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 2:17pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 7:28pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 2:21pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 10:40am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 11:53am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 7:00am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 7:05am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 7:07am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 9:16am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 1:41pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 6:44pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 7:32pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 2:21pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 10:44am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 11:26am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 8:01pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 8:31am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 6:59am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 8:37am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 3:30pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 6:17am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 2:16pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 10:40am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 6:26pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 5:33am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 5:43pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 7:27pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 6:24pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 1:41pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 7:29am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 6:51pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 4:03pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 8:40pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 3:25pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 1:13pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 7:09pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 6:31pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 10:44am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 5:31am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2022 @ 6:48pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 2:45pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2022 @ 10:07am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 3:33pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 9:06am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 8:46am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 9:06am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 5:55pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 6:03pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 7:32pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 10:41am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 11:45am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 5:56pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 8:31am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 3:17pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 8:08am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 7:11am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 5:55am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 4:19am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 3:52pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 6:03am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 9:21am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 6:58am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 9:21am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 6:48pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 10:40am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 8:31am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 12:35pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 6:07am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 2:05am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 3:08pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2023 @ 3:49pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 4:52pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2022 @ 1:58pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 1:53pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 2:55am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 5:30pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 11:20am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 9:57am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 6:31pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 6:52am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 12:19pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 8:54am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 3:45pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 10:41am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 8:31am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 4:57pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 5:48pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 6:16am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 8:41am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 7:21am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 7:02am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 6:26pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 11:39am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 2:55pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 4:45pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2022 @ 11:25am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2023 @ 3:43pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 11:22am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 9:20am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 11:00am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2022 @ 8:31pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 12:01pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 6:50am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 5:51pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2023 @ 1:51pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2023 @ 1:51pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 5:50pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 11:42am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 6:52pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2022 @ 1:58pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:06pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 5:55pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 10:03pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 7:13am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 6:30pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 7:12pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 6:10pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 5:57pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 6:24pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 7:30pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 10:41am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 11:36am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 7:42pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 12:05pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 7:39am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2022 @ 4:43pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 7:57am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2022 @ 1:41pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 9:13am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 2:58pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 1:58pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 9:54pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 7:43pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 10:56am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 7:35pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 5:42pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 5:42pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 5:24pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 8:38am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 7:43am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 7:49am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2022 @ 10:20am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 9:39pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 7:21am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 5:18pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 4:52am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 1:00pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 5:42pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Jun @ 10:29am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 3:58am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 6:31pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 6:06am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 9:17am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 11:20pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 11:50am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 2:16pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 5:30am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 7:32pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 9:57am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 6:22am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 8:41am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 3:07pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2023 @ 6:02pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 6:53pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 1:53pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 6:24am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 8:38am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 9:27pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 7:11am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:41pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 6:22am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:11pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:29pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:06pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 4:07am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 9:45am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 6:56pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 1:41pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 9:26pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:07pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:08pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:08pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:08pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:08pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:08pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:08pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:08pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:08pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2022 @ 7:58am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 3:58pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Jun @ 8:50pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:07pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:07pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:08pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2022 @ 4:44pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:06pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:06pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:06pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:06pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 10:56am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 9:23pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 9:24pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 9:39pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2022 @ 6:30pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 11:26am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 9:55pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 9:51am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2023 @ 2:00pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2023 @ 7:12pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Jun @ 12:19pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:06pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:41pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 10:26pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 7:47pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:06pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:06pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 11:00am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2023 @ 9:59pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 9:20am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 8:37pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:40pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 18 Jun @ 12:23pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 9:12pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 9:56pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 9:33pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:41pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:49pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:49pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:49pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:49pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:49pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:49pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:49pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:49pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 9:20pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 2:45pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:41pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:41pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:43pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 8:28pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:40pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:40pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:40pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:51pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:52pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:53pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:53pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2023 @ 2:42pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 18 Jun @ 10:28am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Jun @ 11:00am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 1:44am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 7:37pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 9:12pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:40pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:40pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 7:06pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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