Peliaika viimeisen 2 viikon aikana:
0h

Näytä maailmanlaajuiset saavutustilastot
Tilastojen vertailu omiisi vaatii kirjautumista
89/89 (100%) saavutuksista avattu:
Henkilökohtaiset saavutukset
 

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Avattu 22.1.2016 klo 13.20

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Avattu 22.1.2016 klo 13.20

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Avattu 22.1.2016 klo 13.20

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Avattu 22.1.2016 klo 13.20

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Avattu 22.1.2016 klo 13.20

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Avattu 22.1.2016 klo 13.20

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Avattu 22.1.2016 klo 13.20

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Avattu 22.1.2016 klo 13.20

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Avattu 22.1.2016 klo 13.20

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Avattu 22.1.2016 klo 13.20

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Avattu 22.1.2016 klo 13.20

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Avattu 22.1.2016 klo 13.20

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Avattu 22.1.2016 klo 13.20

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Avattu 22.1.2016 klo 13.20

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Avattu 22.1.2016 klo 13.20

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Avattu 22.1.2016 klo 13.20

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Avattu 22.1.2016 klo 13.20

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Avattu 22.1.2016 klo 13.20

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Avattu 22.1.2016 klo 13.20

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Avattu 22.1.2016 klo 13.20

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Avattu 22.1.2016 klo 13.20

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Avattu 22.1.2016 klo 13.20

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Avattu 22.1.2016 klo 13.20

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Avattu 22.1.2016 klo 13.20

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Avattu 22.1.2016 klo 13.20

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Avattu 22.1.2016 klo 13.20

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Avattu 22.1.2016 klo 13.20

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Avattu 22.1.2016 klo 13.20

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Avattu 22.1.2016 klo 13.20

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Avattu 22.1.2016 klo 13.20

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Avattu 22.1.2016 klo 13.20

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Avattu 22.1.2016 klo 13.20

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Avattu 22.1.2016 klo 13.20

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Avattu 22.1.2016 klo 13.20

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Avattu 22.1.2016 klo 13.20

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Avattu 22.1.2016 klo 13.20

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Avattu 22.1.2016 klo 13.20

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Avattu 22.1.2016 klo 13.20

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Avattu 22.1.2016 klo 13.20

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Avattu 22.1.2016 klo 13.20

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Avattu 22.1.2016 klo 13.20

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Avattu 22.1.2016 klo 13.20

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Avattu 22.1.2016 klo 13.20

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Avattu 22.1.2016 klo 13.20

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Avattu 22.1.2016 klo 13.20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Avattu 22.1.2016 klo 13.20

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Avattu 22.1.2016 klo 13.20

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Avattu 22.1.2016 klo 13.20

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Avattu 22.1.2016 klo 13.20

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Avattu 22.1.2016 klo 13.20

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Avattu 22.1.2016 klo 13.20

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Avattu 22.1.2016 klo 13.20

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Avattu 22.1.2016 klo 13.20

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Avattu 22.1.2016 klo 13.20

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Avattu 22.1.2016 klo 13.20

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Avattu 22.1.2016 klo 13.20

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Avattu 22.1.2016 klo 13.20

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Avattu 22.1.2016 klo 13.20

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Avattu 22.1.2016 klo 13.20

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Avattu 22.1.2016 klo 13.20

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Avattu 22.1.2016 klo 13.20

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Avattu 22.1.2016 klo 13.20

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Avattu 22.1.2016 klo 13.20

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Avattu 22.1.2016 klo 13.20

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Avattu 22.1.2016 klo 13.20

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Avattu 22.1.2016 klo 13.20

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Avattu 22.1.2016 klo 13.20

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Avattu 22.1.2016 klo 13.20

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Avattu 22.1.2016 klo 13.20

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Avattu 22.1.2016 klo 13.20

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Avattu 22.1.2016 klo 13.20

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Avattu 22.1.2016 klo 13.20

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Avattu 22.1.2016 klo 13.20

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Avattu 22.1.2016 klo 13.20

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Avattu 22.1.2016 klo 13.20

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Avattu 22.1.2016 klo 13.20

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Avattu 22.1.2016 klo 13.20

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Avattu 22.1.2016 klo 13.20

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
Avattu 22.1.2016 klo 13.20

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Avattu 22.1.2016 klo 13.20

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Avattu 22.1.2016 klo 13.20

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.
Avattu 22.1.2016 klo 13.20

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Avattu 22.1.2016 klo 13.20

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Avattu 22.1.2016 klo 13.20

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Avattu 22.1.2016 klo 13.20

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Avattu 22.1.2016 klo 13.20

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Avattu 22.1.2016 klo 13.20

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Avattu 22.1.2016 klo 13.20

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Avattu 30.11.2022 klo 6.17