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I just ♥♥♥♥ and ♥♥♥.


#FAQ


#What does this mean?


The amount of ♥♥♥♥ (and ♥♥♥) on my computer and floor has increased by one.


#Why did you do this?


There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be worthy of feces or ejaculation. These include, but are not limited to:


*Being gay

*Dank copypasta bro, where'd you find it

*walter


#Am I going to ♥♥♥♥ and ♥♥♥ too?


No - not yet. But you should refrain from ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and cumposting like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to ♥♥♥♥ and ♥♥♥ again, which may put your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ privileges in jeopardy.


#I don't believe my comment deserved being ♥♥♥♥ and ♥♥♥ at. Can you un-♥♥♥ it?


#How can I prevent this from happening in the future?


Accept the goopy brown and white substance and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated in my mom's basement. I will continue to ♥♥♥♥ and ♥♥♥ until you improve your conduct. Remember: ejaculation is privilege, not a right.

I also have a black friend. I have been told by several professors that everything you hold dear is terrible. Therefore you, personally, are also terrible. I don't know you, but I know that you're racist. I also know that you hate gay people and still get scared during lightning storms. The religion which you hold closely, greatly believe in, and which brings you comfort--you are wrong because I'm smarter than you and I'm telling you so. It is one of the many reasons why you are stupid and I'm better than you. You see, us Democrats want a system which helps everyone in the world. Our system is designed around love and kindness to everyone. If you don't agree, I hate you. It's not too late to change. If you knew your history, which of course you don't, you'll remember a time in America when Indians were dragged away from their homes and forced to assimilate into white society.

Dear Sub-Human Filth, I'm appealing to all of you stupid idiots to vote Democrat in 2018. That is if you have the basic education enough to read a ballot, anyway. I understand the majority of you racist rednecks can't even read this post, though. But those who can, please pass my message on to the rest of your inbred family. We Democrats are morally, culturally and intellectually superior to you in every way. I will qualify myself by noting that I have a Liberal Arts degree from a college, which you obviously have never been to, if you even know what one is. I also have a black friend. I have been told by several professors that everything you hold dear is terrible. Therefore you, personally, are also terrible. I don't know you, but I know that you're racist.

UwU

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