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Exume To Consume

Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2014 @ 12:58am

Data mole

Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2014 @ 11:57pm

Saliva Surrogate

Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2014 @ 11:15pm

Essence of Pigeon

Spray 3 people with pheromones
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2014 @ 11:18pm

Conversationalist

Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2014 @ 11:56am

Serious Degaussing Skills

Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2014 @ 10:34am

Long Distance Charges

Dial all phone menu options
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2014 @ 11:53pm

Verbal Morality Statute

Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2014 @ 10:40am

Face Infectors

Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2014 @ 11:47pm

Insurance Premiums Increase

Shatter all vases in the shop
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2014 @ 10:42am

Spongiform Encephalopathy

Consume one brain steeped sandwich
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2014 @ 10:43am

Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty

Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2014 @ 11:03am

Around The World In 80 Puns

Visit all travel destinations in the world
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2014 @ 12:25am

Hasselhoff In A Pinch

Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2014 @ 12:31am

Heroine Chic

Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2014 @ 10:56am

Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer

Explore other guest rooms at the resort
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2014 @ 1:04am

Don't Get Involved

Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2014 @ 10:58am

But She Can Fly...

Win a round of pillow fight
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2014 @ 11:24am

DJ Compact Disc Jockey

Scratch 2 compact discs in the bachelor pad
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2014 @ 11:14am

A Kissenger For All Seasons

Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2014 @ 11:36am

Bloody Mary On The Rocks

Serve a bloody mary
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2014 @ 11:42am

Breaking The Mold

Consume vast quantities of jelly to fulfill ethical responsibilities
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2014 @ 11:51am

Clean As A Whistle

Find and utilize a bidet
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2014 @ 11:08am

Polyplegic

Land awkwardly while diving at the pool
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2014 @ 10:44am