Jake .45
Jake From State Farm
Level
18
Years of Service
1,050 XP
 
 
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FaceIt: https://www.faceit.com/players/Impulse96
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19, Jake. I'm a scrub.
I've played since 1.3ish to now.I was never good @ 1.3, I was like 6. My total GO hours are about 2500 over my alts.
My highest rank was GE if you care.

Previously attended local 1.6 LAN'S.
Also played source, of course.
Playing for 8-9 years.
If you want to add me just ask.

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aloEdd 1 Jan, 2016 @ 10:10pm 
rekt
qua 24 Dec, 2015 @ 10:17pm 
RIP
unkwn 20 Sep, 2015 @ 3:11pm 
waxhax ? ;-;
swilt 6 Sep, 2015 @ 2:39pm 
I sexually Identify as an racecar. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of speeding over the race circuits dropping hot sticky oil on black rubber. People say to me that a person being a racecar is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary engines, carbon fiber bonnets and super massive spoilers on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Lotus” and respect my right to race anywhere and overtake needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a raciphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
swilt 6 Sep, 2015 @ 11:13am 
daily reminder to be polite to the okazaki fragments that are impertinent to the DNA transcription process by asking what pronouns they prefer
󠀡󠀡 󠀡󠀡 29 Aug, 2015 @ 12:23pm 
+1 deagle of esea