How to play CSGO:
Step 1: Download it for free.
Step 2: Get lvl 2.
Step 3: Queue up for Competitive.
Step 4: Get destroyed by 5 cheaters.
Step 5: Exit.
Step 6: Buy it.
Step 7: Open it again.
Step 8: Queue up for Competitive again.
Step 9: Team up with 4 russians and get destroyed by enemy team.
Step 10: Quit.
Step 11: Download/Buy cheats.
Step 12: Get banned.
Step 13: Get a virus.
Step 14: Cry.

How to play CSGO: Step 1: Download it for free. Step 2: Get lvl 2. Step 3: Queue up for Competitive. Step 4: Get destroyed by 5 cheaters. Step 5: Exit. Step 6: Buy it. Step 7: Open it again. Step 8: Queue up for Competitive again. Step 9: Team up with 4 russians and get destroyed by enemy team. Step 10: Quit. Step 11: Download/Buy cheats. Step 12: Get banned. Step 13: Get a virus. Step 14: Cry.