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8 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
22.8 hrs on record
This game is an outstanding blend that seamlessly blends elements reminiscent of Spyro, SpongeBob Battle for Bikini Bottom and Star Wars. Ratchet and Clank has cute humor and a sympathetic main villain. It’s enhances the gameplay, providing the perfect balance between fun collection mechanics and a lack of monotony. Unlike platformers that require repetitive level replays like SpongeBob SquarePants: The Cosmic Shake, this game keeps the pace fresh and enjoyable. For me this is the perfect gaming formula
Posted 25 May.
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10 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
6.6 hrs on record
After I was executed by some c0ck. I realised why souls like games are definitely not for me. I don't need those experiments anymore. Those who appreciate this genre will like it
Posted 16 June, 2023. Last edited 25 April.
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10 people found this review helpful
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8.6 hrs on record
Nazis don't won in 1945 and Ruzzia not will win in 2023.

Call of Duty: WWII has weak plot
Posted 26 May, 2023. Last edited 26 May, 2023.
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10 people found this review helpful
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0.1 hrs on record
The Sims 3 is better.


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Posted 8 December, 2022. Last edited 8 December, 2022.
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15 people found this review helpful
10 people found this review funny
0.5 hrs on record
1~I am not familiar with the series at all

2~If I was 13, I would love it

3~If it was 2010, I would love it

4~As F2play, Mike's doing a great job.

I still remember Steam in $ and my drooling over games, and Team Fortress 2 on the screen and trade-trade with excitement to save up for games
Posted 16 November, 2021. Last edited 6 May.
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21 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
20.8 hrs on record (16.4 hrs at review time)
Until I met the Black Queen in the game, I was convinced that it was the “Punk Frogs” (Atilla, Genghis, Napoleon and Rasputin), and I was only confused by the absence of the fourth.

Please understand, I didn't have a set-top box in my youth and still don't have one to this day, but I had a VHS with the same second season and episode 8.

As a new player, I was sympathetic to this trio.
Posted 18 May, 2021. Last edited 6 May.
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133 people found this review helpful
23 people found this review funny
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1,069.4 hrs on record
Why did I survive for 6k hours?


This is not a review, not a review, I'm saving you time

Probably every guy in his life has had a period of fierce f*ckery, no matter how many people shout that we are missing out on life, if we are fine, then I can at least play Barbie, of course it would bring me pleasure. I would also like to note that this period often lasts for 12-17 years..

I was 15, smoothly turning into 16, I am immensely glad that DayzMod for Arma 2 became my weakness, it was strange to see the game on Steam in 2013 in the top charts despite the fact that the game was already 4 years old and few people knew about it. it is impossible to open and not get to DayZ. I don't know about many CIS countries, but in Ukraine, after the 9th grade, there are exams and it was hard not to get addicted. For a moment, it seems to me that it was in 2012 that pop culture changed vampires to zombies, while watching the TV series "The Walking Dead" I was increasingly immersed in addiction and rolls.

The beginning
It was the first six months of the mod that were surprisingly the best in the roleplay, people were really afraid of zombies, tried to minimise clashes, I don't remember what patch it was, but it got to the point where you could crawl through the village without getting zombies, there was a global chat where you were either helping someone, for example, transfusing blood or getting trapped (which had its own romanticism, this unplanned shootout, of course, there were also "bullet in the forehead").
I would compare this virtual world to the film "Last Player Standing", where you would be fighting from dawn to dusk, punishing Chernorusa. I met a lot of people with whom I exchanged Skype messages (he's still alive, huh?) and united for common survival. For completely different reasons, and I won't say that they were neutral, there were not pleasant endings to the communication.


BUT. I will never stop being happy about my Jew. It was May 2013, the 9th, if I'm not mistaken, I spawned on the shore (they still gave me PI and a clip), running 1300 metres from Kamarov, I see a "cap" and want to kill him (I had a cool bandit skin then, just for the sake of it, although I was usually on the side of humanity) and then he turns around, he has the same set of weapons here.
I'm a Russian, you know?
He - wait, wait, I know.
We exchanged contacts on Skype and continued our journey. That day we lost for a while, but I remember one thing for sure, at that time there was a patch of aggro crowd of Zombaks, near Zelenogorsk there is a healthy field, I am sitting in the nose of a cow, and then my partner shouts "Aaaaaaa Zombarya" I turn the camera to the left and see someone coming down the hill and 15+ dead behind him, and we are together from them. Soon we came out in the same place, but our journey did not end there, it continues to this day. How many games we played, life discussions, I graduated from the tower, he served, every breakup/quarrel with a lady, as well as life situations, personal family, etc., it feels like we are best friends, and why not, we would return to the meeting place and celebrate with a glass of beer.
And the second one worth mentioning is "Nitik" on Stimulus (Matman, who followed the fast one could see him in his streams or videos in later years) with him too, but I'm more grateful to him for the people he gathered, especially for Roman, who is still with us in the chat and brought no less lamp people to the community.



If you've read this far, I owe you a can of beans

I can go on with the text, in the flesh of a collection of stories, I think like everyone who has conquered DayZ, so I will end by saying that I do not regret the time spent, I am grateful to everyone I met, I apologise to everyone I executed. But for stealing Prague from BlackUfa.
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Posted 11 April, 2021. Last edited 27 November.
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39 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
30.6 hrs on record
I'll make a shot he won't be able to dodge
You come and say: Jack, I need justice for these dogs in Hangar 13. But you ask without respect, you don't offer friendship, you don't even call me godfather.
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The disc has long been lost, that computer hasn't seen electricity for a long time, I can't get my age back, my basement (the company) is no longer in our ownership, this strong smell of coffee and cigarettes will always remind me of the mafia and... and... that I remember something, which cannot be said about the plot. For me, when I was 7-8 years old, it was GTA. I uncontrollably poked at the game's completed saves and enjoyed the aesthetics of the environment. P.S. It was here that I first got acquainted with the word "Slut0ha" and the fact that "we won't tell or no more mafia". So many years later, I was interested in filling the plot gap.

The technical part
Without a doubt, our time of remakes and remasters has not deprived the Mafia of graphical improvements, but they are not good enough for 2020, but they are not bad enough to get acquainted with the game. I'll mention right here that the indicators annoyed me throughout the game, I wanted to see the map and other interface markings as in the second part of the series. As much as I would like to poke again, the facial animation is sometimes terrible.

Gameplay
There was very little of it, most of the time between cutscenes we immerse ourselves in the plastic scenery of the city, twisting a bagel. The cars are slow and unsteady (and rightly so), which is why we have the magic Q (skip trip), thereby losing the dialogue. Otherwise, the game design of the levels, shooting and stealth is nothing but sympathetic.

Plot
Probably the strongest part of the game, which is not surprising, is not the merit of 13ki. The slow and deep story of the mafia will not leave you indifferent.

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Enough is Enough - 8 bars of soap
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Posted 24 October, 2020. Last edited 6 May.
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54 people found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
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286.0 hrs on record
Write the different letters with a fine pen in your notebook
Dear Mr Dr Crabblesnitch, We recognise that we have to sacrifice an entire Saturday for what we have done. Yes, we are guilty, but to force us to write an essay about ourselves is just crazy. What do you care who we are? You see us the way you want to see us. In short, it's very simplistic. We discovered that each of us is: A smart guy, an athlete, a psychopath, a princess and a criminal. Does this answer your question? Sincerely, the Weekend Club.

Once again
Once again, the comparison with Hogwarts, where all issues are solved with fists, not with a wave of a wand, flashes before your eyes? I'm tired of it, too, or can we adapt it to the modern trend? How about the classic Riverdale and The Breakfast Club?
Welcome to Bullworth Academy, a proper cauldron of American high school clichés: attempts to gain social status from peers, teachers terrorising their students, typical pranks on people so imposed on us by pop culture, a world in which Jimmy Hopkins' mother leaves her difficult-to-raise son for a honeymoon for the next twelve months.

We have to organise our own "revolution" as at the beginning of the game you are in the poverty of the food chain, majors, nerds, athletes, cool and of course city boys. Definitely, the plot is very predictable, but it doesn't make it worse, it's just another high school film series, but in the world of gaming it's a unique project, rockstars, where is the second part? The world resembles the same mysterious Riverdale with its secrets and foundations of order.

Without a doubt, I recommend and love this game, I have tortured the crooked port to the hilt.


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Enough is Enough - 10 bars of soap
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Posted 16 October, 2020. Last edited 6 May.
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53 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
6.6 hrs on record (6.6 hrs at review time)
The most important thing you need to know about Brutal Legend has nothing to do with heavy metal music. Definitely, a deep love for this genre can play a huge role in the overall enjoyment of the game's guitar solo-filled and stellar story, but it's easier to find pleasure in what the game is when you don't expect it. An excellent graphical port, but not a technical one overall.

5 bars of soap
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Posted 15 October, 2020. Last edited 6 May.
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