Последние обзоры Lord JMjjj

You can get a giant purple dildo and beat people to death with it. 'Nuff said.

Starting Over Simulator 2015

More complicated than you would expect from a game about a planet full of Minions from Despicable Me. Also more fun.

Probably my favorite game of all time, a great story with choices that really have an impact. With shaky voice acting (Looking at you, Mr. Bing) and crashes galore, this game still surpasses almost every other game on my list.

It's like Star Wars Starfighter for boring people. I am also a big fan of the game's name being two adjectives that describe the exact opposite of their player-base.

I grew up playing Morrowind, got older and played a bit of Oblivion when I actually understood what was going on, and now I ride a flying unicorn while dressed as Wolverine. 10/10

Pretty good game, I especially like the part where the Director cut the part of the game that actually worked.

Day 1: Killed and presumably eaten by cannibals.
Day 15: Kill and eat cannibals. 10/10

Peed my pants only seven times per playthrough. 9/11

Interestingly enough, the sight in this game can be found. The 404 error was irrelevant!