What makes me a good Demoman?"
IF I WERE A BAD DEMOMAN, I WOULDN'T BE SITTIN' HERE, DISCUSSIN' IT WITH YA, NOW WOULD I?
SO! Ta all you fine dandies so proud, so ♥♥♥♥-sure, prancin' aboot with yer head-full o' eyeballs, "Come and get me", I say. I'll be waitin' on ya with a whiff o' the old brimstone! I'M A GRIM BLOODY FABLE, WITH AN UNHAPPY BLOODY END!!!!!!