Jaimy's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2015 @ 12:33pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 17 Mar, 2016 @ 7:43pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 17 Mar, 2016 @ 6:00pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2015 @ 12:55pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 17 Mar, 2016 @ 7:42pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 19 Mar, 2016 @ 5:36pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 19 Mar, 2016 @ 8:30pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 23 Mar, 2016 @ 6:31am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 23 Aug, 2018 @ 8:43am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Unlocked 23 Mar, 2016 @ 5:32am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 23 Mar, 2016 @ 6:31am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 24 Mar, 2016 @ 6:26am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Unlocked 25 Jun, 2016 @ 5:52am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 19 Mar, 2016 @ 8:20pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 17 Mar, 2016 @ 5:51pm

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 17 Mar, 2016 @ 7:57pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 17 Mar, 2016 @ 5:52pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 25 Jun, 2016 @ 12:48am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 19 Mar, 2016 @ 8:36pm

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 23 Mar, 2016 @ 6:28am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 23 Mar, 2016 @ 6:28am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 17 Mar, 2016 @ 5:57pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 23 Mar, 2016 @ 5:25am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 23 Mar, 2016 @ 6:22am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 23 Mar, 2016 @ 6:24am

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 23 Mar, 2016 @ 5:53am

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Unlocked 23 Mar, 2016 @ 6:34am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 17 Mar, 2016 @ 7:41pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 17 Mar, 2016 @ 7:52pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2015 @ 12:41pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 19 Mar, 2016 @ 5:26pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2015 @ 12:52pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 17 Mar, 2016 @ 7:50pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 19 Mar, 2016 @ 8:24pm

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 25 Jun, 2016 @ 12:55am

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Unlocked 17 Mar, 2016 @ 7:45pm

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Unlocked 17 Mar, 2016 @ 7:38pm

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.

Unlocked 25 Jun, 2016 @ 5:52am

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Unlocked 23 Mar, 2016 @ 6:41am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 19 Mar, 2016 @ 5:23pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

1 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

9 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

18 / 30

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

718 / 1,000

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30