Don't reply to nuclear reactors that say they're ugly.
They're just fission for compliments.

What’s a nuclear reactor’s favourite food?
Fission chips!

Hey guys, I’m looking to hire a group of people to move toxic waste from a nearby nuclear reactor.
I’m not gonna pay anyone but I’m sure you’ll get plenty of exposure.

"I threw my neighbor into a nuclear reactor and now he's dead. What should I do?!"
"Barium"