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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Откл. на 15 дек. 2023 в 17:36

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Откл. на 14 дек. 2023 в 20:56

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Откл. на 15 дек. 2023 в 15:02

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Откл. на 24 ян. в 14:43

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Откл. на 16 ноем. 2023 в 20:18

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Откл. на 30 септ. в 18:40

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Откл. на 8 ноем. 2023 в 16:24

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Откл. на 22 ноем. 2023 в 15:59

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Откл. на 6 дек. 2023 в 17:14

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Откл. на 15 дек. 2023 в 14:59

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Откл. на 22 дек. 2023 в 19:32

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Откл. на 26 ян. в 17:35

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Откл. на 3 февр. в 9:38

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Откл. на 19 февр. в 15:41

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Откл. на 6 дек. 2023 в 17:12

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Откл. на 15 ян. в 17:40

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Откл. на 29 февр. в 17:46

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Откл. на 2 февр. в 21:13

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Откл. на 17 ян. в 17:16

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Откл. на 6 дек. 2023 в 17:12

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Откл. на 21 ян. в 14:48

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Откл. на 6 дек. 2023 в 17:17

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Откл. на 31 ян. в 8:00

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Откл. на 15 ян. в 17:22

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Откл. на 8 ноем. 2023 в 16:35

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Откл. на 12 февр. в 20:21

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Откл. на 23 дек. 2023 в 9:57

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Откл. на 15 дек. 2023 в 14:54

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Откл. на 16 февр. в 8:46

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Откл. на 22 дек. 2023 в 17:40

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Откл. на 15 дек. 2023 в 17:19

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Откл. на 28 септ. в 21:03

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Откл. на 24 окт. в 20:08

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Откл. на 24 окт. в 20:08

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Откл. на 3 февр. в 9:41

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Откл. на 12 февр. в 20:18

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Откл. на 16 февр. в 7:57

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Откл. на 27 септ. в 13:21

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Откл. на 6 дек. 2023 в 15:16

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Откл. на 15 февр. в 7:44

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Откл. на 4 февр. в 19:34

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Откл. на 12 февр. в 19:59

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Откл. на 12 февр. в 19:45

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Откл. на 16 февр. в 8:39

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Откл. на 6 дек. 2023 в 17:06

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Откл. на 8 ноем. 2023 в 16:26

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Откл. на 14 дек. 2023 в 20:56

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Откл. на 16 ноем. 2023 в 20:21

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Откл. на 6 дек. 2023 в 16:37

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Откл. на 8 ноем. 2023 в 16:09

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Откл. на 26 дек. 2023 в 17:37

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Откл. на 20 дек. 2023 в 19:04

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Откл. на 14 февр. в 17:30

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Откл. на 22 дек. 2023 в 18:25

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Откл. на 17 февр. в 18:48

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Откл. на 8 февр. в 18:12

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Откл. на 13 февр. в 16:09

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Откл. на 18 ян. в 16:52

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Откл. на 3 февр. в 14:45

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Откл. на 3 февр. в 10:55

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Откл. на 5 ян. в 17:56

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Откл. на 3 февр. в 15:29

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Откл. на 20 дек. 2023 в 19:11

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Откл. на 3 февр. в 9:41

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Откл. на 3 февр. в 16:19

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Откл. на 3 февр. в 17:27

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Откл. на 8 февр. в 17:26

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Откл. на 10 февр. в 8:28

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Откл. на 19 февр. в 15:49

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Откл. на 30 септ. в 20:31

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
Откл. на 30 септ. в 21:27

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Откл. на 3 февр. в 21:37

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Откл. на 1 окт. в 10:56

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.
Откл. на 8 февр. в 17:55

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Откл. на 30 септ. в 21:26

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Откл. на 19 февр. в 15:39

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Откл. на 1 окт. в 10:56

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Откл. на 1 окт. в 9:55

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Откл. на 10 февр. в 8:58

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Откл. на 26 дек. 2023 в 17:36



Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
0 / 10

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
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