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Tarty Jemma 29 Jan, 2020 @ 5:44pm 
Mal: "So why the big act? What was she after?"

Book: "Besides molesting innocent captains?"

Mal: "You want to stow it, preacher? We're in some peril here."
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Murphy's Law, that brash proletarian restatement of Godel's Theorem.
-- Thomas Pynchon, "Gravity's Rainbow"

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Senate, n.:
A body of elderly gentlemen charged with high duties and misdemeanors.
-- Ambrose Bierce

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People have believed for hundreds of years that newts in a well mean that
the water's fresh and drinkable, and *in all that time* never asked
themselves whether the newts got out to go to the lavatory.
(Reaper Man)
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You recoil from the crude; you tend naturally toward the exquisite.
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Leela: Okay, this has gotta stop. I'm going to remind Fry of his
humanity the way only a woman can.
Professor: You're going to do his laundry?

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A rolling stone gathers momentum.
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IIoIIyT4iK 7 May, 2018 @ 10:44pm 
Сын собаки,♥♥♥♥♥♥ шакал,если он в вашей тиме - это автолуз