Recent reviews by ItsameWario

Forgot to fix my review, but now that the bot crisis has been fixed, I can safely say this continues to be my second favorite game of all time.

Look. The only reason people know this game is "XD BOOBS AND PORN XDDDDDDD" Lemme tell ya something. This game isn't just that. It's a broken game where you need to "please" women on their dates. These dates are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ annoying to get used to, since they give you such a short time to beat it and give you so little to work with. The instructions go right over your head and they can't bother repeating. You always run out of money and overall... It's annoying.

Hey! I recommended it! Watch me drown in dislikes!

Crash Simulator 2012 is a decent game. There are SO many cutscenes, and the graphics are awesome! Although there is no jump button, and the game crashes more than usual. Although it IS in the name.

You know what this game reminds me of? Left 4 dead. But then replace Zombies with Dinosaurs. Then make the controls built SPECIFICALLY around a controller. Then make half your targets airborne. Then make them impossible to hit. Then replace the other half with chargers and tanks. Then ♥♥♥♥ it sideways, call it Orion Prelude, and release it half assed on Steam with compelling looking art that does NOT look like the game in ANY way, then make it $0.99! 3/10!

Zis game is 3spooky5me

10/10

Would ♥♥♥♥