abandons before the game even starts lmao wtf

Got salty he sucks at Rocket League. It's alright man, some people just gotta suck in life, you're one of them. You'll grow up to become a nobody and die alone, but it's the insects like you at the bottom that make my life all that more easy.

More fun facts:
>Raging racist/homophobe/sexist
>2.3 inch ♥♥♥♥
>Heart failure due to Five Guys

Beautiful

Summary still relevant a year later but he's grown into a man of many more tastes including:
>Loves shemale on shemale hentai
>Squirting lemon juice inside ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
>Getting laid by registered sex offenders
>Contracting chlamydia

Everything you need to know about this player:
>Furry
>Bisexual
>Favorites games are Call of Duty, Undertale, and Five Nights at Freddys
>11 years old
>Avid anime fan
>Avid anime reviewer
>He did not have sexual relations with that dog