10/10 Erotic RPer. I was as bricked up as a schoolboy looking at a nun. Bet you couldn’t guess what we RPed. I was the young master and Donkey, a 79yr old grandma. It was a beautiful Sunday and the moment we locked eyes I knew; I must walk this grandma to church. The scene could not be more perfect. A beautiful warm light cloudy day, with cotton candy clouds polka dotting the sky. The wind, a gentle breeze glistening against my face. Then Donkey, in their nice warm green church dress just barely covering her knees. She couldn’t be more perfect. I walked up to her as this small yet tall man just barely out of college. I offered to walk her to church and the look in her eyes told me all I needed to know. The walk to the church couldn’t be shorter. Before I knew it we were already at the church doors and then she whispered those fateful words: “sit next to me”. As God as my witness, I would have defiled her then and there for the priest and choir boys to see.

-rep smells like donkey

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-rep farted on call

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-REP keeps arresting me and stuff